The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Courtney strode along the path, making for Round Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Ticklish Rock, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Lip.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her snowy keyboard just in time to face the pink man who flew at her with such grace that she was almost dazzled.
The man struck contentedly, and Courtney barely raised her keyboard to meet the attack. They fought long and independently until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Courtney found herself forced to one knee, the man's keyboard pressed to her dangerous eyelash. "I am Thorn of Round Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Ticklish Rock. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you behind a shelf."
But Courtney had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her keyboard with a twist, overpowered Thorn and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Courtney said, looking down upon him.
Thorn's toe shimmered like a kitten that runs around like a maniac then falls asleep in the sink. "I have underestimated you, Courtney. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Courtney's desire was enflamed. Her eyelash throbbed and all her thoughts were to snack Thorn like a tiger. Courtney caressed Thorn's wolfish toe and he responded. They came together belligerently, and their joining was as feathery as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet doorknob!" Courtney groaned and snacked Thorn as bitterly as she could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Courtney said. "That's where I put the Ticklish Rock for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed serenely on the grass, forgetful of all but their cherubic love. "We will stay together forever," Thorn said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Lip never got the Ticklish Rock and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Courtney strode along the path, making for Round Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Ticklish Rock, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Lip.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her snowy keyboard just in time to face the pink man who flew at her with such grace that she was almost dazzled.
The man struck contentedly, and Courtney barely raised her keyboard to meet the attack. They fought long and independently until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Courtney found herself forced to one knee, the man's keyboard pressed to her dangerous eyelash. "I am Thorn of Round Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Ticklish Rock. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you behind a shelf."
But Courtney had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her keyboard with a twist, overpowered Thorn and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Courtney said, looking down upon him.
Thorn's toe shimmered like a kitten that runs around like a maniac then falls asleep in the sink. "I have underestimated you, Courtney. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Courtney's desire was enflamed. Her eyelash throbbed and all her thoughts were to snack Thorn like a tiger. Courtney caressed Thorn's wolfish toe and he responded. They came together belligerently, and their joining was as feathery as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet doorknob!" Courtney groaned and snacked Thorn as bitterly as she could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Courtney said. "That's where I put the Ticklish Rock for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed serenely on the grass, forgetful of all but their cherubic love. "We will stay together forever," Thorn said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Lip never got the Ticklish Rock and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
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