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Well, long time no type. I suppose I should post some updates. A Moment in the Life of Kris, that's what I'll call it. updates subject It's seems I'm going to be a father soon. Oh, and i just got a job with a big oil conglomerate. Did i mention i'm a father? I'm still not sure when the deed was done, it's still a little hazy, but I think i've figured out most of the details. I've been raped. yeah, that's it, by this she-devil Ok, maybe not really rape, but suffice to say she had her way with me(she'll deny it but it's true...really...). Anywho, as i was saying, that's my beautiful Amanda in the link. I know it's sad, i'm shacked up with a myspace addict but the therapy is helping. Don't tell her i said that tho, she'll kill me(thank god for public libraries to post from). Back to the other point, just two more weeks until i shuck my Circuit City uniform in favor of a shirt and tie working for the local war lord...i mean oil corporation. What can i say, the pay is good and i get full medical from day one, no probationary period, and with a kid on the way i guess that's kinda important. Lots more stuff to say but i gotta run to work, i'll probably edit this post later.