Title: The One Where Dean Gives Cas His First Kiss and Sam Is A Nosy Bitch
Author: Reyane Hokkain
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters/Pairings: Dean Winchester, Castiel, Sam Winchester, Bobby Singer // Destiel
Summary: Dean finally kisses Cas and there's a whole mess that comes with it afterwards, mostly Sam being a nosy whore.
Rating: PG
Author's Note: You can has fluffy? So, this fic is entirely dialogue, but it's cute and fluffy and full of gossipy!nosy!Sam.
Disclaimer: I don't own these boys, but I wouldn't mind getting them for Christmas.
"So you've never kissed anyone?"
"Yes Dean, I've never kissed anyone."
"Huh...do you want to kiss someone?"
"It would be nice to...HRMPH!"
++++++"You kissed Cas..."
"Yes Sammy, I kissed Cas."
"Wow..."
"Are we done with this chick flick moment now?"
"Yes, I just have a question."
"What?"
"Does this mean that you and Cas are boyfriends now?"
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"Dean kissed Cas?"
"Yes."
"About damn time that idjit got his act together."
"Tell me about it."
"So should I put another place out at dinner or what?"
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"Why does Sam keep teasing me about the kiss?"
"Cause he's an idiot."
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"You didn't tell him that you loved him!?"
"Why would I do that?"
"Dean, I think you've hit the point of being too stupid to live."
"Shut up bitch."
"Jerk."
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"Cas, Dean loves you."
"I know this."
"He told you!?"
"I can still read his mind Sam."
"Oh yeah. So...you aren't mad that he hasn't said something?"
"He will when he's ready."
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"Where are the idjits off to?"
"Hell if I know Bobby. Hell if I know."
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"You wanted to talk to me Dean?"
"Yeah I..."
"What is it Dean?"
"I love you Cas. I know that's probably the dumbest thing that I've said in a long time but...HRMPH!"
"I love you too Dean."
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"OHMAHGAWD YOU TWO!!! NOT ON THE COUCH!!!"