Just when I thought people couldn't be more retarded.
There was this article on TIME magazine I recently read claiming that they have just discovered that repetitive commercials are more successful than variating ones because if people learn the brand name they later assume that the brand name is popular and popular = good.
All I can say is;
Noooooo. You mean it wasn't obvious?!
Seriously, I think that anyone can convince themselves of being geniuses if they so much bother to read something in the media.
Anyway, if anyone has read the latest chapter there was some detail revealed about Naruto's parents, and people are already building theories...
Really, I love theories. They rock, they always make a series more interesting and more anticipating as long as it's not dead obvious, something that Kishimoto has to be more careful to avoid (because seriously, Tobi is so not Obito), and if it is true that Pein is related to Naruto, making him from a different country is a very smart move. I find the similarity between Naruto and Pein quite noticeable, but at the same time I'm a bit more skeptic because Pein is from Rain, not Konoha. If he were from Konoha it'd be a different story.
Unfortunately, some theories have to be ridiculously retarded like that Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader! or, my personal least favorite The Akatsuki actually have good intentions!, and since, thankfully, the last two theories are dead (unfortunately though, I did come across some fantards that still think that recently), a new retard theory has come up;
Pein is related to Naruto through his mom's side!
And you know, it'd be an okay theory, a totally crack theory, but a possible theory nonetheless if it weren't for the fucktarded reasons why people support it:
1.) Kushina was from the Whirlpool village.
You know guys, I know that it's easy to confuse two water based villages in which we know nothing about, but that doesn't change the fact that they're NOT the same village. Whirlpool village has nothing to do with the Rain village because they're two different villages. Saying that it's possible that Kushina is related to Pein because they're both water based villages is like saying it's possible that I'm related to Pablo Neruda because we're both from Spanish speaking countries. It makes no sense.
2.)Pein can be related to Kushina because he looks like Naruto.
... In that case, poor Naruto is inbred.
First of all, let's clear up the obvious because apparently it's not obvious enough; Naruto looks like his father, he gets his looks from Minato, entirely. Unless Minato and Kushina were related somehow (and I'm sorry, but I personally have strong feelings against marriage into family), it makes no sense. Just read that point again; Pein is related to Kushina because he looks like her husband. Uh, what? If Pein is related to Naruto in any way it's through Minato, not Kushina, because that's who he looks like, and that's where Naruto gets his spikey hair, from Minato.
If anyone is related to Naruto through Kushina it's Karin; they both had red hair, and unlike Pein, Karin's original village hasn't been revealed yet.
Now STFU.
All I can say is;
Noooooo. You mean it wasn't obvious?!
Seriously, I think that anyone can convince themselves of being geniuses if they so much bother to read something in the media.
Anyway, if anyone has read the latest chapter there was some detail revealed about Naruto's parents, and people are already building theories...
Really, I love theories. They rock, they always make a series more interesting and more anticipating as long as it's not dead obvious, something that Kishimoto has to be more careful to avoid (because seriously, Tobi is so not Obito), and if it is true that Pein is related to Naruto, making him from a different country is a very smart move. I find the similarity between Naruto and Pein quite noticeable, but at the same time I'm a bit more skeptic because Pein is from Rain, not Konoha. If he were from Konoha it'd be a different story.
Unfortunately, some theories have to be ridiculously retarded like that Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader! or, my personal least favorite The Akatsuki actually have good intentions!, and since, thankfully, the last two theories are dead (unfortunately though, I did come across some fantards that still think that recently), a new retard theory has come up;
Pein is related to Naruto through his mom's side!
And you know, it'd be an okay theory, a totally crack theory, but a possible theory nonetheless if it weren't for the fucktarded reasons why people support it:
1.) Kushina was from the Whirlpool village.
You know guys, I know that it's easy to confuse two water based villages in which we know nothing about, but that doesn't change the fact that they're NOT the same village. Whirlpool village has nothing to do with the Rain village because they're two different villages. Saying that it's possible that Kushina is related to Pein because they're both water based villages is like saying it's possible that I'm related to Pablo Neruda because we're both from Spanish speaking countries. It makes no sense.
2.)Pein can be related to Kushina because he looks like Naruto.
... In that case, poor Naruto is inbred.
First of all, let's clear up the obvious because apparently it's not obvious enough; Naruto looks like his father, he gets his looks from Minato, entirely. Unless Minato and Kushina were related somehow (and I'm sorry, but I personally have strong feelings against marriage into family), it makes no sense. Just read that point again; Pein is related to Kushina because he looks like her husband. Uh, what? If Pein is related to Naruto in any way it's through Minato, not Kushina, because that's who he looks like, and that's where Naruto gets his spikey hair, from Minato.
If anyone is related to Naruto through Kushina it's Karin; they both had red hair, and unlike Pein, Karin's original village hasn't been revealed yet.
Now STFU.