Why? because ive been drinking and the wine told me to.

[rexodusr]

YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine ... You're on my list, so I want to know you better!

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1) Are you currently in a

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[s0methingwitty]

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. A lengthy one. Very little I do is ever done "seriously." But we get along great and we're soon to be the longest relationship I've had, if that counts.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A. Wanted to be a scientist. Then I realized I just wanted to be a mad scientist, and they don't really let you do that. Then I wanted to program games, but then I realized that the math bits were at that time probably impossible, and plus it would be absolutely loathsome hours.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. Time travel. (Okay. Fine. That's not a talent.) Wish I had the gumption and enough hours in a day to seriously (or at least lengthily) try my hand at learning the guitar that's sat in the corner of my room for two years.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. A pint? A shot of Jager? Something to that effect, I'm sure.
5) Favorite vegetable?
A. I dig peppers right now. I'll usually get a pack of rainbow peppers, cut them up and mix the different colours together in a bowl.
6) What was the last book you read?
A. Ye gods. The last book I actually FINISHED was V. by Thomas Pynchon. That was in November-ish. The past few books I've picked up and read randomly:
Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
Pale Fire by Vladimir Nabokov
Don Quixote by Miguel De Cervantes (This is probably the recurring "main" novel I'm reading right now.)
VALIS by Philip K. Dick
Zeroville by Steve Erickson
Mulligan Stew by Gilbert Sorrentino
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. Taurus
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. Not yet.
9) Worst Habit?
A. Losing/turning off my cell phone, which is really a symptom of my staunch devotion to the life of a hermit.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A. If I hadn't already climbed you, sure.
11) What is your favorite sport?
A. Ereh. I'm going to go the stereotypical artsy route and say I don't really follow sports that much. I can watch soccer sometimes.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. Both. Depending on caffiene level/time of day.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. See question #10.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. Instead of answer this, I offer a quote:
"It is-or seems to be-a wise sort of thing, to realise that all that happens to a man in this life is only by way of joke, especially his misfortunes, if he have them. And it is also worth bearing in mind, that the joke is passed round pretty liberally & impartially, so that not very many are entitled to fancy that they in particular are getting the worst of it" - Herman Melville
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. I'm terrified of fish, and thus won't really swim in any natural bodies of water without crippling anxiety.
16) Do you have any pets?
A. Actually, yes. I have a cat-sized kitten named Phineas.
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. After I'd climbed down from climbing you, I'd probably let loose a nearly endless stream of expletives, tie you up and lock you in the basement.
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A. Dear lord. That man has a gangle about him.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. Sexy.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. Well, I guess that whole "tattoo/piercing" thing falls into this. I'd probably get a piercing or tattoo.