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what a week... the second week of a new semester.
i give it three words: "混到爆"
Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a man during a quail hunt ... making 78-year-old Harry Whittington the first person shot by a sitting veep since Alexander Hamilton. Hamilton, of course, (was) shot in a duel with Aaron Burr over issues of honor, integrity and political maneuvering. Whittington? Mistaken for a bird." --Jon Stewart
"Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: It's Dick Cheney." --David Letterman
"You can understand why this lawyer fellow let his guard down, because if you're out hunting with a politician, you think, 'If I'm going to get it, it's going to be in the back.'" --Craig Ferguson
"The guy who got gunned down, he is a Republican lawyer and a big Republican donor and fortunately the buck shot was deflected by wads of laundered cash. So he's fine. He took a little in the wallet." --David Letterman
"Cheney's defense is that he was aiming at a quail when he shot the guy. Which means that Cheney now has the worst aim of anyone in the White House since Bill Clinton." --Jay Leno
"Apparently the reason they didn't release the information right away is they said we had to get the facts right. That's never stopped them in the past." --Craig Ferguson
"You know what they say, if Dick Cheney comes out of his hole and shoots an old man in the face, six more weeks of winter." --Jimmy Kimmel
"On Friday night, at the opening ceremonies, all the Olympic athletes marched into the stadium. When the French team saw all those people marching in, they immediately surrendered." --Jay Leno
-From ArcaMax
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100 invites on gmail.. how nice, now i can go invite the whole world in
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"ok,...i found your xanga pretty randomly, but i had to comment because you are very pretty. have a nice day"
-From a Xanga comment.. doesnt my page tell everyone that im male? but yeah, she is really pretty (or why would she be on here on the first place?)
thats all for now..
Edit:
while i was chatting with Sarah, a mosquito lands on my LCD screen.
Sarah: "are you sure your laptop is not alive?"
Eck: Kevin! so what are they doing with the ocean?
Kevin: Umm, they're finding Nemo?
yeah thats all for now
i give it three words: "混到爆"
Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a man during a quail hunt ... making 78-year-old Harry Whittington the first person shot by a sitting veep since Alexander Hamilton. Hamilton, of course, (was) shot in a duel with Aaron Burr over issues of honor, integrity and political maneuvering. Whittington? Mistaken for a bird." --Jon Stewart
"Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: It's Dick Cheney." --David Letterman
"You can understand why this lawyer fellow let his guard down, because if you're out hunting with a politician, you think, 'If I'm going to get it, it's going to be in the back.'" --Craig Ferguson
"The guy who got gunned down, he is a Republican lawyer and a big Republican donor and fortunately the buck shot was deflected by wads of laundered cash. So he's fine. He took a little in the wallet." --David Letterman
"Cheney's defense is that he was aiming at a quail when he shot the guy. Which means that Cheney now has the worst aim of anyone in the White House since Bill Clinton." --Jay Leno
"Apparently the reason they didn't release the information right away is they said we had to get the facts right. That's never stopped them in the past." --Craig Ferguson
"You know what they say, if Dick Cheney comes out of his hole and shoots an old man in the face, six more weeks of winter." --Jimmy Kimmel
"On Friday night, at the opening ceremonies, all the Olympic athletes marched into the stadium. When the French team saw all those people marching in, they immediately surrendered." --Jay Leno
-From ArcaMax
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100 invites on gmail.. how nice, now i can go invite the whole world in
======================
"ok,...i found your xanga pretty randomly, but i had to comment because you are very pretty. have a nice day"
-From a Xanga comment.. doesnt my page tell everyone that im male? but yeah, she is really pretty (or why would she be on here on the first place?)
thats all for now..
Edit:
while i was chatting with Sarah, a mosquito lands on my LCD screen.
Sarah: "are you sure your laptop is not alive?"
Eck: Kevin! so what are they doing with the ocean?
Kevin: Umm, they're finding Nemo?
yeah thats all for now