Sometimes things just don't go right...
Well don't you hate it when the bodies that you buried from the previous year start popping up in the backyard...because your fool neighbor does not know how to dig an irrigation ditch properly...I tell yah how incondsiderate. I guess I will have to move all these stiffs over on the other side of the yard with the rose bushes...at least that will keep my nosey neighbor from poking around there. If he gives me anymore trouble I think I have a nice place for him back behind the shed. No wait...I buried Uncle Murray back there when he commented he hated my bbq sauce recipe at the family reunion...funny those reunions get smaller each year.