Oregon Trail Tiem, y/y?
LARGE POST. BE CAREFUL OR MIGHT FREEZE SOMETHING. X'D
Inspiration from all my buddies. I love you guys fer srs. <3
NOT ORIGNAL IDEA. I got the idea from Trailstuck http://archiveofourown.org/works/216631?view_adult=true
This ain't a work of art. It was for fun. I had fun with it and I can only hope that you'll have fun reading. c:
Erica: Guys
Erica: Guess what
Erica: It's motherfucking Oregon Trail time.
Erica: And I'm bringing you guys with me.
Esta: ... What?
Zoey: Aw yeah
Meriel: 8D
James: Erica, I don't think this is a good idea-
Er+M: Shut up, James.
James: ... Fine.
Erica: *flailing arms of utter glee*
Esta: Huh, I guess the time we leave matters? We should ask someone for advi-
Erica: MARCHMARCHMARCHMARCHMARCH
Esta: ... Nevermind.
Esta: Looks like should have enough money to buy a decent amount of anything we'd need!
James: Like food and clothes.
Meriel: And jetpacks.
Esta: Wha-
Erica: And flamethrowers.
James: I don't think-
Zoey: And mustaches.
James: ... I'll just buy the stuff.
James: Meriel, please put all of that stuff back. ._. We can't afford all of it.
Meriel: Pfft, fine.
Erica: Matt says lies. We need everything.
Esta: ... Can I go back now?
Zoey: Nah bro. <3
Erica: 'kay guys, I guess I'll listen to Matt on the friggen oxen. I got 6 oxen, I got max food, 15 clothes so we each got 3, 4 boxes of ammo and 2 of each spare part.
James: Wait, when did you-
Esta: That sounds good.
Zoey: Did you get the mustaches?
Erica: Fuck yes. *hands them out*
Meriel: 8D
James: *facepalm*
Esta: Er, I'll wear mine later... >_> *tosses*
Erica: 'kay, let's get this shit on the wagon.
Zoey: The wagon of dreams.
Meriel: I CALL FRONT SEAT!
Erica: And since I'm the awesome leader, I'm driving. *poses*
Erica: So, are you all ready? 8DDDD
Zoey: You know it, bby
Meriel: Yessssss
Esta: Yup
James: Uhhhh, sure?
Erica: Then let's *puts on shades* hit the road.
Erica: Maaaan, let's speed up things a bit. We just started anyway.
Erica: MUSH MY OXEN, MUUUUUSH!
Esta: Yikes, it's kinda cold. Good thing we bough extra clothes.
James: Stop hogging all of the jackets, Meriel... :c
Meriel: MINE *hisses*
Meriel: Urk, I really don't wanna get wet, guys. It's freezing...
Esta: Seconded. :c
Zoey: So, should we cross it or...?
James: It looks pretty deep...
James: And for some reason, I just thought of drowning in this river... I don't know why. o_o
Erica: Er, yeah. I wonder why. *coughs* >_>
Meriel: Uhh, how about we wait?
Erica: Sure...
Erica: OKAY, IT'S BEEN 4 DAYS. I'M SICK OF WAITING. I CAN SEE OUR STARTING POINT FROM HERE. WE'RE CROSSING IT.
Erica: Let's get caulking.
Erica: ... What's caulking mean anyway?
James: It-
Erica: Times up. c': Get caulking, James.
James: ...
Zoey: Like a boss.
Esta: Whew, I was getting a bit nervous for a second there...
Erica: Er, maybe leaving in March was a bad idea.
James: No rly?
Erica: Shut up and help me set up camp. >:C
Erica: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Zoey: It's not that bad! We could make it.
Esta: Or we could drown? :c
Erica: Pfffft, nah man. We crossed, like, 6 feet earlier. WE'LL BE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
James: *not convinced*
Erica: Shut up and caulk.
Erica: See, we are doing awesomely.
Zoey: This is pretty easy!
Meriel: We'll get to the end no problem!
Esta: Things are pretty good, aren't they? c:
James: Guys, don't jinx it...
Erica: Guys, stop glaring at me and set up camp. >:C
Erica: SONOFABI-
Zoey: It's okay. Join us in the jacket fort. 8D
Erica: Oooo, snuggly. <3
Esta: Fort Kenedy?
Meriel: Kernal.
Zoey: Caramel.
Erica: Cupcake.
James: ... It's Fort Kearney guys.
Meriel: It's a stupid name. >:C
Erica: I could use a wee break and the wagon could use a check up. Let's stop, why the hell not.
James: I'll try see if anyone will want to trade.
Meriel: I'll come too!
James: But, we can only have 3 of each repair equipment at once! ._.
Meriel: Pfft, let me try ask around.
Meriel: See?
James: Uh, food's pretty important. And I don't want to eat the oxen unless if we have to.
Meriel: Askajhf, forget it.
James: Meriel? :c
Meriel: Oh j-jeeze, I really don't feel so good... But hey, I got sick first, I WIN- owww...
Erica: Meri? ;A; No dis-sentry please. D':
James: Dysentery. Just try to take it easy, okay?
Zoey: Er, do we need a doctor?
James: We should try find one. I don't want to take chances. Let's get to the next fort.
Esta: Hey, we should really slow down...
Erica: *nervous* Alright...
Erica: Oh fuck man, do we have an epidemic here!? Ohgodohgod-
Esta: Woah woah, Eri, she's just tired. We just need to go slower and I think she should be okay.
James: No, let's rest for a bit.
(...)
Erica: Okay, it's been two days. Meriel and Zoey how are you guys doing?
Zoey: Better.
Meriel: Urgh, still a bit sick feeling, but I do feel better.
Erica: Whew, 'kay, let's get to the next fort!
Erica: NEVERMIND. SHIT GUYS, LET'S GET STUCK OUT HERE, IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, INSTEAD.
James: Here, let me try fix it...
Meriel: *slow clap*
James: Just pass me the spare part...
(..........................)
Esta: Hey, I think we're missing an ox?
Zoey: It's oxen mutiny.
Erica: Sons of bitches, I knew this day was coming.
Meriel: Aw, can we at least try to find her?
Erica: Well, unless if we can't help it, we should try...
Esta: How did we end up spending 2 days trying to find one ox? o_o
Zoey: I... have no idea. o__o
Meriel: Sorry guys...
Erica: Nah, it's fine. Fuck the ox, we don't need her. >:C
James: Wait, I think I see it behind those trees-
Erica: TIMES UP! TIME TO MOVE ON.
James: Fffffffff
(Now pretend the game didn't reset and I had to go all the way back here. EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS IT WAS SHUT UP. >:C)
Erica: Hey guys, check it out! A ROCK!
Meriel: Ohmygod, a giant rock
Zoey: It's a rock and it's giant
Erica: We must see this.
Erica: Not as cool as I expected. :C
Erica: ... Huh, I realized that my birthday passed (ingame). I forgot, huh...
James: Oh, happy birthday then!
Meriel: Aw, happy belated birthday then! c:
Zoey: Sexy belated party time.
Esta: Erm, maybe we'll save the party for when we reach the end. c:
Erica: ilu guys. <3
(...)
Zoey: I'll try go and see if we can get some tradification done.
Erica: Good luck. *salutes*
Zoey: Hm, I doubt the wagon's going to break down often. I'll take the bullets then. c:
(...)
Zoey: I'm back, loves. *hands over bullets*
Erica: Ooo, we should go hunting one time!
Zoey: I don't eat red meat
Erica: ... whydoIkeepforgetting? D:
Zoey: It's okay. xD
Esta: Uh, since we've stopped, why don't we check the map?
Meriel: WOO HOO, almost halfway there!
Erica: Fuck yeah! Let's get going! There's a fort up ahead! And you seem to be doing much better, Mer. c:
Meriel: Yeah, but I still feel a bit sick, but much better still. <3
James: Let's get going to that next fort then.
Meriel: Stupid name.
James: Let's just find a doctor... -_-
Esta: I'll try see if I can trade for some more food for all of us.
Erica: I'll come along, Esta! <3
Esta: Good thing we have a lot of bullets already. It's not much, but it's something.
Erica: ... Fine, you're all ugly anyway. :'c
(...)
Meriel: Whew, I finally feel better guys!
James: I'm glad you're better, but I just wish you didn't laugh everytime you heard the doctors name... >_<
Meriel: But his name was Doctor WIGGLEJIGGLE! I had to! 8D
Erica: Looks like it's safe to get going again! LET'S DO THIS!
Zoey: How did this happen? D:
Erica: I-I thought I could ride it like a horse in the rodeo and... :'c
James: *facepalm*
Meriel: wat
James: What on Earth is that supposed to be? O_o
Esta: Uhhhhh...
Meriel: A tree?
Zoey: A pile of sugar?
Erica: Jeebus Chrust, we found sugar mountain guys! BEST DAY EVER!
Erica: ... THIS IS NOT SUGAR MOUNTAIN. I WAS LIED TO.
James: You didn't have to lick the ground to figure that out! DX
Erica: TRIAL AND BULLSHIT ERROR.
James: But-
Erica: TOPIC CHANGE TIME.
Zoey: *does sudden topic change dance*
James: ._.
Erica: Oh man, look! They carved their names onto the mountain! It's like OLD TIME MOUNTAIN GRAFFITI. I want my name up there! 8D
Erica: Meriel, pass me the dynamite.
Esta: Ok guys, let's get going. o__O
Erica: Awww...
Erica: Woo hoo! A trader came up to us right when we got here! 8D I traded 1 clothes for bulleeeeets
Zoey: Tons of bullets for only one set of clothes, not bad...
Erica: By the way, I gave him your clothes James. Thanks! <3 *runs back to wagon*
James: ... D:
Erica: SWEET MONKEY JESUS, EVERYBODY OUTOUTOUTOUTOUT!
Zoey: Holy crap holy crap holy crap
Esta: Oh my god, what happened!?
Erica: Everyone alright?
Meriel: I think so...
Zoey: How did this happen?
Erica: I MEAN, FOR GODSAKE, IT WAS RAINING.
James: ... Mer, what did you do with the dynamite?
Meriel: I left it in the back and I might've, uh, forgot to put it away properly... Whoopsie? 8D;;;;;
Erica: Ahalsdhfamalsdkhl
Erica: Well since we lost 300 pounds of food, I better go hunting. >:C
Erica: Whoops, let me try that again...
Erica: ... one more time
Erica: .....
James: Uh, do you want help-
Erica: Shut. Up. Go. Away. ONE MORE TIME.
Erica: FUCK HUNTING. LET'S JUST GO.
Meriel: H-Hey, Eri? No hard feelings, right? 8D;; Especially about the hunting?
Erica: ... >:C
Meriel. 8D;;;;;;
Erica: Anyway, we're gonna have to cut down food cause of this...
Zoey: Looks like we gotta make a choice here.
James: It'd be faster to cross the river.
Esta: But there's a fort nearby.
Meriel: Flip a coin?
Erica: Eh, why not. 8D
James: I think we should think about this-
Erica: RIVER HEADS, FORT TAILS. GO.
James: :c
(No rly, I flipped a coin. Well, an eraser because I couldn't find a coin near me. )
Erica: We got heads. River it is!
Zoey: Hey, stop! There's some fruit over there! 8D
Erica: Awesome!
Meriel: Woah, there's a ton...
James: Looks like about 20 pounds!
Esta: But how could all this fruit just be laying around? Isn't that... weird?
Erica: More like awesome-random-weird-apples-and-pineapples.
Esta: ... What? o_o
Meriel: Holy... 20 feet deep!? If we mess up, we're screwed. D:
Esta: Wait, there's a ferry there!
James: We'll have to wait a few days and pay $5, but really, I prefer to do that than drown...
Erica: That was pretty nice. c:
Esta: Yeah. It was nice to cross a river without fear of drowning...
Erica; Holy shit, a spring of soda. This. Is AWESOME.
James: ... Someone mind telling her it's not actually soda?
Meriel: Meh, she'll figure it out.
Erica: AWESOME, is this, like, Sprite? It's pretty clear!
Meriel: ... Eventually. Or not. >_>
Zoey: An empty wagon...
Erica: Free loot. c:
James: Let's just hope our wagon doesn't end up like that...
Meriel: Way to be a downer. :c
Erica: What? No Fort Lamariana? Fort Baluigio? Fort Hippyhop?
Meriel: Nah. This is just Fort Boring. :c
Erica: >:C
Zoey: Hey, there's a guide that'll help us across! We just need to give him 2 sets of clothes.
Erica: Okay-
James: Not mine. I'm down to one set. >:C
Meriel: ... Ew.
James: But it's your fault. I lost one in the fire and Erica traded one away. :c
Erica: SHHHHHH
Erica: Thanks dude. c:
Erica: ... FUCK BULLETS. FUCK HUNTING. FUCK-
James: Let's just take them... o_o
Erica: FINE.
Esta: Ugh, we really need to take a break. We're in pretty bad shape here... Someone is going to get sick at this rate. D:
Zoey: Good thing there's that fort up ahead!
Erica: We're here!
Esta: What is that lady holding? O_o
Meriel: Is that her boob?
Erica: So that girl is touching her exposed boob-
James: Can we please just go in. D:
Erica: Shit guys, we're running low on food. And we're not exactly in the best health right now... T_T
James: At least we're almost there... See?
Meriel: I dunno, James...
Esta: But are we going to make it? I mean, we haven't gotten hurt or sick yet, but still...
Zoey: Hey, let me try trade for food for the rest of the trip. c:
Erica: So, how'd it go?
Zoey: :c
Erica: D:
James: Well, let's try hunt-
Erica: FUUUUUUUUUUUU-
James: FINE FINE FINE, I'll go and do it. O_o;;
Erica: Sooo, you fail too?
James: I got some food! I managed to shoot a deer and a bear. Though I had to leave 151 pounds behind...
Erica: ... But how did you- what- but I... oAo
Meriel: Hurray!
Zoey: Holy bejesus, James. O_o
Esta: Woah... o__o Er, at least we have some food to last us now!
James: ... So, what does this mountain look like, Eri? Soda candy? Cotton candy?
Erica: What are you stupid? It's just a mountain.
James: *facepalm*
Erica: GUESS WHAT GUYS? CHOICE TIIIIME!
Meriel: Fort WALLAWALLA? Ohmygod, we need to go there.
Esta: The guys that name the forts just don't care anymore, do they? x'D
Zoey: That's a beautiful name. 8'D
James: But we're out of money to buy food and we should get to the end as fast as possible.
Erica: I'm afraid Killjoy is right, kids. :c
Meriel: Awwww.
Zoey: Too bad. :c
James: What did you just call me-
Erica: OFF TO THE DALLES.
Erica: ... Let's just go past it, guys.
Esta: Yeah...
Meriel: James? D:
Erica: Oh shit, come on, we're almost at the end! D: LIIIIIIVE!
James: I just need to rest...
Erica: DON'T DIE ON ME DAMN IT.
James: But I should just sleep-
Zoey: DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT
James: I just wanna sleep. D:
Meriel: LIIIIIIIIIGHT
Erica: STOP DROP AND ROLL, DAMNIT. STOP DROP AND ROLL!
James: You're not even making any sense! ;A;
Esta: Er, I think I'll take the reigns for now...
Meriel: Woah, are you okay, Zoey?
Zoey: Uck... :c
James: Hey, be careful, measles can spread...
Esta: I really hope we make it. We're almost there but only have 100 pounds of food...
Erica: Er, I think we'll make it? D:
Erica: Holy chestnut, we're at the last river!
Esta: Let's see. Risk our lives and hurtle down the river or take the toll road.
Zoey: Derp derp derp, river.
Erica: ORLY
Zoey: No. >:C Pay the $7.50, damn it.
Erica: Ohgod, come on, it's the last stretch! We can all make it!
Zoey: Let's rest for a few days... x_x
James: Seconded...
(...)
Erica: I don't know if we can wait more than 3 days. Guys, we only have 51 pounds of food left.
Meriel: Hunting-
Erica: NO.
Meriel: But-
Erica: WE'RE ALMOST THERE. >:C
Erica: Come on, Mer, we're almost there. :c
Zoey: We don't really have a use for any of these... >_>
Esta: Better than nothing?
Erica: Bluh bluh fuckin' useless.
Meriel: Shut up and take yer free loot.
Erica: We fucking made it guys. c:
Esta: Woah, nice view!
Meriel: WOO HOO!
Zoey: Aw yeah~ <3
James: Wow, I can't believe we did it!
Meriel: And I can't believe it's not butter!
Esta: ... ._. Really?
Meriel: 8D
Erica: Oh man, I'm so glad we all made it! I was seriously getting scared with everyone getting sick. :c
Meriel: I already feel a bit better cause we fucking made it. 8D
James: Though we should see a doctor now. >_>
Zoey: And get food. o_o;
Erica: Yeaaaaah, true...
Erica: But that was a pretty fun adventure, right? c:
Meriel: Yup.
Esta: It wasn't that bad actually... :)
Zoey: c:
James: ...
Erica: James?
James: Wait a minute, I remember now. You did this before!
Erica: Uhhhh n-no I didn-
James: AND I DROWNED IN THE FIRST RIVER-
Erica: WOAH, LOOK AT THAT THE GAME IS RESETTING CAUSE WE TOOK TOO LONG. 8D SORRY JAMES.
James: BUT-
THE END.
(I love you guys <3)
Inspiration from all my buddies. I love you guys fer srs. <3
NOT ORIGNAL IDEA. I got the idea from Trailstuck http://archiveofourown.org/works/216631?view_adult=true
This ain't a work of art. It was for fun. I had fun with it and I can only hope that you'll have fun reading. c:
Erica: Guys
Erica: Guess what
Erica: It's motherfucking Oregon Trail time.
Erica: And I'm bringing you guys with me.
Esta: ... What?
Zoey: Aw yeah
Meriel: 8D
James: Erica, I don't think this is a good idea-
Er+M: Shut up, James.
James: ... Fine.
Erica: *flailing arms of utter glee*
Esta: Huh, I guess the time we leave matters? We should ask someone for advi-
Erica: MARCHMARCHMARCHMARCHMARCH
Esta: ... Nevermind.
Esta: Looks like should have enough money to buy a decent amount of anything we'd need!
James: Like food and clothes.
Meriel: And jetpacks.
Esta: Wha-
Erica: And flamethrowers.
James: I don't think-
Zoey: And mustaches.
James: ... I'll just buy the stuff.
James: Meriel, please put all of that stuff back. ._. We can't afford all of it.
Meriel: Pfft, fine.
Erica: Matt says lies. We need everything.
Esta: ... Can I go back now?
Zoey: Nah bro. <3
Erica: 'kay guys, I guess I'll listen to Matt on the friggen oxen. I got 6 oxen, I got max food, 15 clothes so we each got 3, 4 boxes of ammo and 2 of each spare part.
James: Wait, when did you-
Esta: That sounds good.
Zoey: Did you get the mustaches?
Erica: Fuck yes. *hands them out*
Meriel: 8D
James: *facepalm*
Esta: Er, I'll wear mine later... >_> *tosses*
Erica: 'kay, let's get this shit on the wagon.
Zoey: The wagon of dreams.
Meriel: I CALL FRONT SEAT!
Erica: And since I'm the awesome leader, I'm driving. *poses*
Erica: So, are you all ready? 8DDDD
Zoey: You know it, bby
Meriel: Yessssss
Esta: Yup
James: Uhhhh, sure?
Erica: Then let's *puts on shades* hit the road.
Erica: Maaaan, let's speed up things a bit. We just started anyway.
Erica: MUSH MY OXEN, MUUUUUSH!
Esta: Yikes, it's kinda cold. Good thing we bough extra clothes.
James: Stop hogging all of the jackets, Meriel... :c
Meriel: MINE *hisses*
Meriel: Urk, I really don't wanna get wet, guys. It's freezing...
Esta: Seconded. :c
Zoey: So, should we cross it or...?
James: It looks pretty deep...
James: And for some reason, I just thought of drowning in this river... I don't know why. o_o
Erica: Er, yeah. I wonder why. *coughs* >_>
Meriel: Uhh, how about we wait?
Erica: Sure...
Erica: OKAY, IT'S BEEN 4 DAYS. I'M SICK OF WAITING. I CAN SEE OUR STARTING POINT FROM HERE. WE'RE CROSSING IT.
Erica: Let's get caulking.
Erica: ... What's caulking mean anyway?
James: It-
Erica: Times up. c': Get caulking, James.
James: ...
Zoey: Like a boss.
Esta: Whew, I was getting a bit nervous for a second there...
Erica: Er, maybe leaving in March was a bad idea.
James: No rly?
Erica: Shut up and help me set up camp. >:C
Erica: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Zoey: It's not that bad! We could make it.
Esta: Or we could drown? :c
Erica: Pfffft, nah man. We crossed, like, 6 feet earlier. WE'LL BE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
James: *not convinced*
Erica: Shut up and caulk.
Erica: See, we are doing awesomely.
Zoey: This is pretty easy!
Meriel: We'll get to the end no problem!
Esta: Things are pretty good, aren't they? c:
James: Guys, don't jinx it...
Erica: Guys, stop glaring at me and set up camp. >:C
Erica: SONOFABI-
Zoey: It's okay. Join us in the jacket fort. 8D
Erica: Oooo, snuggly. <3
Esta: Fort Kenedy?
Meriel: Kernal.
Zoey: Caramel.
Erica: Cupcake.
James: ... It's Fort Kearney guys.
Meriel: It's a stupid name. >:C
Erica: I could use a wee break and the wagon could use a check up. Let's stop, why the hell not.
James: I'll try see if anyone will want to trade.
Meriel: I'll come too!
James: But, we can only have 3 of each repair equipment at once! ._.
Meriel: Pfft, let me try ask around.
Meriel: See?
James: Uh, food's pretty important. And I don't want to eat the oxen unless if we have to.
Meriel: Askajhf, forget it.
James: Meriel? :c
Meriel: Oh j-jeeze, I really don't feel so good... But hey, I got sick first, I WIN- owww...
Erica: Meri? ;A; No dis-sentry please. D':
James: Dysentery. Just try to take it easy, okay?
Zoey: Er, do we need a doctor?
James: We should try find one. I don't want to take chances. Let's get to the next fort.
Esta: Hey, we should really slow down...
Erica: *nervous* Alright...
Erica: Oh fuck man, do we have an epidemic here!? Ohgodohgod-
Esta: Woah woah, Eri, she's just tired. We just need to go slower and I think she should be okay.
James: No, let's rest for a bit.
(...)
Erica: Okay, it's been two days. Meriel and Zoey how are you guys doing?
Zoey: Better.
Meriel: Urgh, still a bit sick feeling, but I do feel better.
Erica: Whew, 'kay, let's get to the next fort!
Erica: NEVERMIND. SHIT GUYS, LET'S GET STUCK OUT HERE, IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, INSTEAD.
James: Here, let me try fix it...
Meriel: *slow clap*
James: Just pass me the spare part...
(..........................)
Esta: Hey, I think we're missing an ox?
Zoey: It's oxen mutiny.
Erica: Sons of bitches, I knew this day was coming.
Meriel: Aw, can we at least try to find her?
Erica: Well, unless if we can't help it, we should try...
Esta: How did we end up spending 2 days trying to find one ox? o_o
Zoey: I... have no idea. o__o
Meriel: Sorry guys...
Erica: Nah, it's fine. Fuck the ox, we don't need her. >:C
James: Wait, I think I see it behind those trees-
Erica: TIMES UP! TIME TO MOVE ON.
James: Fffffffff
(Now pretend the game didn't reset and I had to go all the way back here. EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS IT WAS SHUT UP. >:C)
Erica: Hey guys, check it out! A ROCK!
Meriel: Ohmygod, a giant rock
Zoey: It's a rock and it's giant
Erica: We must see this.
Erica: Not as cool as I expected. :C
Erica: ... Huh, I realized that my birthday passed (ingame). I forgot, huh...
James: Oh, happy birthday then!
Meriel: Aw, happy belated birthday then! c:
Zoey: Sexy belated party time.
Esta: Erm, maybe we'll save the party for when we reach the end. c:
Erica: ilu guys. <3
(...)
Zoey: I'll try go and see if we can get some tradification done.
Erica: Good luck. *salutes*
Zoey: Hm, I doubt the wagon's going to break down often. I'll take the bullets then. c:
(...)
Zoey: I'm back, loves. *hands over bullets*
Erica: Ooo, we should go hunting one time!
Zoey: I don't eat red meat
Erica: ... whydoIkeepforgetting? D:
Zoey: It's okay. xD
Esta: Uh, since we've stopped, why don't we check the map?
Meriel: WOO HOO, almost halfway there!
Erica: Fuck yeah! Let's get going! There's a fort up ahead! And you seem to be doing much better, Mer. c:
Meriel: Yeah, but I still feel a bit sick, but much better still. <3
James: Let's get going to that next fort then.
Meriel: Stupid name.
James: Let's just find a doctor... -_-
Esta: I'll try see if I can trade for some more food for all of us.
Erica: I'll come along, Esta! <3
Esta: Good thing we have a lot of bullets already. It's not much, but it's something.
Erica: ... Fine, you're all ugly anyway. :'c
(...)
Meriel: Whew, I finally feel better guys!
James: I'm glad you're better, but I just wish you didn't laugh everytime you heard the doctors name... >_<
Meriel: But his name was Doctor WIGGLEJIGGLE! I had to! 8D
Erica: Looks like it's safe to get going again! LET'S DO THIS!
Zoey: How did this happen? D:
Erica: I-I thought I could ride it like a horse in the rodeo and... :'c
James: *facepalm*
Meriel: wat
James: What on Earth is that supposed to be? O_o
Esta: Uhhhhh...
Meriel: A tree?
Zoey: A pile of sugar?
Erica: Jeebus Chrust, we found sugar mountain guys! BEST DAY EVER!
Erica: ... THIS IS NOT SUGAR MOUNTAIN. I WAS LIED TO.
James: You didn't have to lick the ground to figure that out! DX
Erica: TRIAL AND BULLSHIT ERROR.
James: But-
Erica: TOPIC CHANGE TIME.
Zoey: *does sudden topic change dance*
James: ._.
Erica: Oh man, look! They carved their names onto the mountain! It's like OLD TIME MOUNTAIN GRAFFITI. I want my name up there! 8D
Erica: Meriel, pass me the dynamite.
Esta: Ok guys, let's get going. o__O
Erica: Awww...
Erica: Woo hoo! A trader came up to us right when we got here! 8D I traded 1 clothes for bulleeeeets
Zoey: Tons of bullets for only one set of clothes, not bad...
Erica: By the way, I gave him your clothes James. Thanks! <3 *runs back to wagon*
James: ... D:
Erica: SWEET MONKEY JESUS, EVERYBODY OUTOUTOUTOUTOUT!
Zoey: Holy crap holy crap holy crap
Esta: Oh my god, what happened!?
Erica: Everyone alright?
Meriel: I think so...
Zoey: How did this happen?
Erica: I MEAN, FOR GODSAKE, IT WAS RAINING.
James: ... Mer, what did you do with the dynamite?
Meriel: I left it in the back and I might've, uh, forgot to put it away properly... Whoopsie? 8D;;;;;
Erica: Ahalsdhfamalsdkhl
Erica: Well since we lost 300 pounds of food, I better go hunting. >:C
Erica: Whoops, let me try that again...
Erica: ... one more time
Erica: .....
James: Uh, do you want help-
Erica: Shut. Up. Go. Away. ONE MORE TIME.
Erica: FUCK HUNTING. LET'S JUST GO.
Meriel: H-Hey, Eri? No hard feelings, right? 8D;; Especially about the hunting?
Erica: ... >:C
Meriel. 8D;;;;;;
Erica: Anyway, we're gonna have to cut down food cause of this...
Zoey: Looks like we gotta make a choice here.
James: It'd be faster to cross the river.
Esta: But there's a fort nearby.
Meriel: Flip a coin?
Erica: Eh, why not. 8D
James: I think we should think about this-
Erica: RIVER HEADS, FORT TAILS. GO.
James: :c
(No rly, I flipped a coin. Well, an eraser because I couldn't find a coin near me. )
Erica: We got heads. River it is!
Zoey: Hey, stop! There's some fruit over there! 8D
Erica: Awesome!
Meriel: Woah, there's a ton...
James: Looks like about 20 pounds!
Esta: But how could all this fruit just be laying around? Isn't that... weird?
Erica: More like awesome-random-weird-apples-and-pineapples.
Esta: ... What? o_o
Meriel: Holy... 20 feet deep!? If we mess up, we're screwed. D:
Esta: Wait, there's a ferry there!
James: We'll have to wait a few days and pay $5, but really, I prefer to do that than drown...
Erica: That was pretty nice. c:
Esta: Yeah. It was nice to cross a river without fear of drowning...
Erica; Holy shit, a spring of soda. This. Is AWESOME.
James: ... Someone mind telling her it's not actually soda?
Meriel: Meh, she'll figure it out.
Erica: AWESOME, is this, like, Sprite? It's pretty clear!
Meriel: ... Eventually. Or not. >_>
Zoey: An empty wagon...
Erica: Free loot. c:
James: Let's just hope our wagon doesn't end up like that...
Meriel: Way to be a downer. :c
Erica: What? No Fort Lamariana? Fort Baluigio? Fort Hippyhop?
Meriel: Nah. This is just Fort Boring. :c
Erica: >:C
Zoey: Hey, there's a guide that'll help us across! We just need to give him 2 sets of clothes.
Erica: Okay-
James: Not mine. I'm down to one set. >:C
Meriel: ... Ew.
James: But it's your fault. I lost one in the fire and Erica traded one away. :c
Erica: SHHHHHH
Erica: Thanks dude. c:
Erica: ... FUCK BULLETS. FUCK HUNTING. FUCK-
James: Let's just take them... o_o
Erica: FINE.
Esta: Ugh, we really need to take a break. We're in pretty bad shape here... Someone is going to get sick at this rate. D:
Zoey: Good thing there's that fort up ahead!
Erica: We're here!
Esta: What is that lady holding? O_o
Meriel: Is that her boob?
Erica: So that girl is touching her exposed boob-
James: Can we please just go in. D:
Erica: Shit guys, we're running low on food. And we're not exactly in the best health right now... T_T
James: At least we're almost there... See?
Meriel: I dunno, James...
Esta: But are we going to make it? I mean, we haven't gotten hurt or sick yet, but still...
Zoey: Hey, let me try trade for food for the rest of the trip. c:
Erica: So, how'd it go?
Zoey: :c
Erica: D:
James: Well, let's try hunt-
Erica: FUUUUUUUUUUUU-
James: FINE FINE FINE, I'll go and do it. O_o;;
Erica: Sooo, you fail too?
James: I got some food! I managed to shoot a deer and a bear. Though I had to leave 151 pounds behind...
Erica: ... But how did you- what- but I... oAo
Meriel: Hurray!
Zoey: Holy bejesus, James. O_o
Esta: Woah... o__o Er, at least we have some food to last us now!
James: ... So, what does this mountain look like, Eri? Soda candy? Cotton candy?
Erica: What are you stupid? It's just a mountain.
James: *facepalm*
Erica: GUESS WHAT GUYS? CHOICE TIIIIME!
Meriel: Fort WALLAWALLA? Ohmygod, we need to go there.
Esta: The guys that name the forts just don't care anymore, do they? x'D
Zoey: That's a beautiful name. 8'D
James: But we're out of money to buy food and we should get to the end as fast as possible.
Erica: I'm afraid Killjoy is right, kids. :c
Meriel: Awwww.
Zoey: Too bad. :c
James: What did you just call me-
Erica: OFF TO THE DALLES.
Erica: ... Let's just go past it, guys.
Esta: Yeah...
Meriel: James? D:
Erica: Oh shit, come on, we're almost at the end! D: LIIIIIIVE!
James: I just need to rest...
Erica: DON'T DIE ON ME DAMN IT.
James: But I should just sleep-
Zoey: DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT
James: I just wanna sleep. D:
Meriel: LIIIIIIIIIGHT
Erica: STOP DROP AND ROLL, DAMNIT. STOP DROP AND ROLL!
James: You're not even making any sense! ;A;
Esta: Er, I think I'll take the reigns for now...
Meriel: Woah, are you okay, Zoey?
Zoey: Uck... :c
James: Hey, be careful, measles can spread...
Esta: I really hope we make it. We're almost there but only have 100 pounds of food...
Erica: Er, I think we'll make it? D:
Erica: Holy chestnut, we're at the last river!
Esta: Let's see. Risk our lives and hurtle down the river or take the toll road.
Zoey: Derp derp derp, river.
Erica: ORLY
Zoey: No. >:C Pay the $7.50, damn it.
Erica: Ohgod, come on, it's the last stretch! We can all make it!
Zoey: Let's rest for a few days... x_x
James: Seconded...
(...)
Erica: I don't know if we can wait more than 3 days. Guys, we only have 51 pounds of food left.
Meriel: Hunting-
Erica: NO.
Meriel: But-
Erica: WE'RE ALMOST THERE. >:C
Erica: Come on, Mer, we're almost there. :c
Zoey: We don't really have a use for any of these... >_>
Esta: Better than nothing?
Erica: Bluh bluh fuckin' useless.
Meriel: Shut up and take yer free loot.
Erica: We fucking made it guys. c:
Esta: Woah, nice view!
Meriel: WOO HOO!
Zoey: Aw yeah~ <3
James: Wow, I can't believe we did it!
Meriel: And I can't believe it's not butter!
Esta: ... ._. Really?
Meriel: 8D
Erica: Oh man, I'm so glad we all made it! I was seriously getting scared with everyone getting sick. :c
Meriel: I already feel a bit better cause we fucking made it. 8D
James: Though we should see a doctor now. >_>
Zoey: And get food. o_o;
Erica: Yeaaaaah, true...
Erica: But that was a pretty fun adventure, right? c:
Meriel: Yup.
Esta: It wasn't that bad actually... :)
Zoey: c:
James: ...
Erica: James?
James: Wait a minute, I remember now. You did this before!
Erica: Uhhhh n-no I didn-
James: AND I DROWNED IN THE FIRST RIVER-
Erica: WOAH, LOOK AT THAT THE GAME IS RESETTING CAUSE WE TOOK TOO LONG. 8D SORRY JAMES.
James: BUT-
THE END.
(I love you guys <3)