Kill me please?

[rexcanis]

I need to move out of this fucking house. Things like this are getting to be annoying to the point of driving me insane.
Idiotism #3162 and 3163

#3162: Dad

My mp3 player isn't working. Try to fix it.
When is the last time you charged it?
I don't remember. Where is the charger?
I have no clue.

5 minutes later:
OK I found it. How do I plug it in?
......
I plugged it in and it says CONNECTED. Does that mean it is working?
Yes.

This is for his MP3 player that he got for Christmas last year.

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#3163: Mom

The water is boiling. Put the pasta in.
...It's not even simmering yet. There are 2 bubbles on the surface.
It's boiling. Put it in.

5 minutes later:
The water is boiling over.
OK, so stir it.
The pasta is stuck to the bottom.
... Stir it. That will fix the problem.