Find me Alex Jones!

[rex_gladiorum]

Ok. So, I was go-fering the other day. It's nice, I get fresh air, get to wander around Manhattan, and time to think. Whilst clearing of my mind I realized that Alex Jones would seem to be a common name. I mean, Jones is up there with smith. Alex is used in so many cultural backgrounds and is gender neutral (although I associate it with a

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[speshope]

I've been through about 13 pages of Alex Joneses on Myspace (out of 230ish)

My conclusions so far: Lots of 21 year old girl Alexae are Capricorns. Not one so far has been Taurus. Most of them don't have pictures or friends.

I think you should hope Either of these girls is Alex and has your birthday because they're pretty cute.

[speshope]

Addendum: 230ish in the US.

Also, you were at the bottom of page 1. Way to go, naked boy.

[rex_gladiorum]

Susie, you are amasing!!!

I hope whoever that profile belongs to friends me back, because you're right they are both pretty cute (mabye they are both Alex Jones...). And I just got your other reply, hell yeah, first page! Yes!

[speshope]

*laughs* I am so bored. I am now on page 30.

My new conclusion: Alex Jones is a name used for spam accounts a lot.

[rex_gladiorum]

lol, why aren't you on msn?

[speshope]

my laptop battery's about to die.

[speshope]

Ooh la la, it could be your soul mate

[rex_gladiorum]

huh, not quite what I expected...but what the hey could be interesting (and an Alex Jones that is a Taurus...way cool).

Ok, Susie, you are totally my main entourage person/personal detective once I become rich and famous (congrats on the future pseudo-promotion).

[speshope]

Need a girlfriend who lives in Canada?

Woo! If only I was getting real money for my pseudojob!

[rex_gladiorum]

Someday Susie, someday.

(by the way, did you know that WWE Superstar Dave Batista was on an episode of Smallville this season?)

[speshope]

Page 65. Many Alexae are jailbait.

(I did!)