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A disaster's a disaster no matter what Christian language you drag it through.

Jul 09, 2007 16:46

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Arthur mollysays_now July 9 2007, 21:13:10 UTC

They stole your TROLL? Oh, Arthur, I'm so sorry. Just ignore it, it'll turn out okay. It always does.

Of course we can take the boys out, silly! They'd love the zoo, it'd be Fred and Georges first time! We'd have to take pictures!

Love you more.

Re: Arthur rex_futurus July 9 2007, 21:16:47 UTC

THEY DID. Ah well, I can get another. I'll miss him, though. He was called Ted.

Zoo it is then. I shall find one of those cameras I have from work and fix it up.

Nooooo you don't.

Re: Arthur mollysays_now July 9 2007, 21:21:26 UTC

Those gits. Awh, we'll find you another Ted. But we'll have to call him Ted mark II.

I just told the boys, they're so excited. Percy thought we were going today and started combing his hair.

Yeeeees I do.

Re: Arthur rex_futurus July 9 2007, 21:25:19 UTC

We'll have to give him a new name. Ted II will offend Ted I's memory.

Aww, cute. I bet Bill and Charlie didn't.

I love YOU more.

Re: Arthur mollysays_now July 9 2007, 21:28:59 UTC

Oh, and we couldn't have that. Ted I might come back and then you'd get confused.

Of course they didn't. They were too busy trying to hit each other with those plastic brooms Aunt Muriel gave them for Christmas.

No, I love YOU more.

Re: Arthur rex_futurus July 9 2007, 21:32:49 UTC

It might. I'll be perplexed and Ted II will want to know what's going on.

...they're going to break those brooms or have someone's eye out.

nuh uh. I love YOU more. And will find a flower to prove it.

Re: Arthur mollysays_now July 9 2007, 21:39:37 UTC

And Ted I might get depressed because he'd been replaced.

They are, I can tell. Don't worry, I've charmed them to stop when they get near someones head. Not that they're meant to be that high, anyway.

A flower! Aren't you sweet? But I still love YOU more.

Re: Arthur rex_futurus July 9 2007, 22:44:31 UTC

He'd cry and you know it.

Ah, sensible move there. I was worried someone would get their heads bashed in and it wouldn't be either of those two.

Nooooo way. Flower proves it.

Re: Arthur mollysays_now July 10 2007, 05:21:42 UTC

And we can't afford to waste tissues.

It'd probably be Percy, my poor little mouse.

Noooo, me cooking you dinner proves it!

Re: Arthur rex_futurus July 10 2007, 12:20:26 UTC

He'd have to wipe his tears on his sleeve. But alas! He has no sleeves.

Mouse? But yeah, Percy'll get the brunt of it, I'm sure. Poor guy.

Me bringing you home some...um...plugs? Proves it?

Re: Arthur mollysays_now July 10 2007, 21:44:32 UTC

Alas! Poor Ted! What a life that would be! I could make him sleeves.

He's so quiet. My poor little baby.

I win.

Re: Arthur rex_futurus July 11 2007, 08:41:45 UTC

Wouldn't it be cheaper just to give him a tissue?

Why IS he so quiet? Strange kid.

Doesn't mean I love you less.

Re: Arthur mollysays_now July 11 2007, 09:40:09 UTC

No, because if he kept crying he'd just use up the whole box, and then what would we do?

Because he's my perfect little angel!

It just means I love you more.

Re: Arthur rex_futurus July 11 2007, 09:56:17 UTC

We could...make him use loo roll as tissue. That'd be cheaper.

But where's his sense of adventure?

...I'm going to sulk, as you won't let me love you as much.

Re: Arthur mollysays_now July 11 2007, 10:00:29 UTC

It would be, but then we'd run out of loo paper. We could just give him a sweatband for his wrist, then we wouldn't run out of anything.

It's tucked away behind his intelligence and absolute adorableness.

Fiiiiine, you can love me as much. But don't cry, because I don't want to run out of tissues.

Re: Arthur rex_futurus July 11 2007, 10:03:35 UTC

Ah, that might be a better solution.

But how is he supposed to go on mad cap adventures with the other four?

YAY! I sound ten. But do I care?

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