Comments | rex_futurus: Your final coffin nail's been driven far too much.

rex_futurus

Your final coffin nail's been driven far too much.

Apr 16, 2007 13:24

Why...why, for the love of Merlin, do all the pranks wizards seem to play on Muggles involve exploding toilets? Or making them overflow? Or...it's just nasty, people. Not to mention not very original. But oh, it's just disgusting. Some of us have to clean this mess up, you know ( Read more... )

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paranoidndproud April 16 2007, 13:00:50 UTC

Be careful what you say Arthur. Though it may be true, theres no need to anger people unneccessarily. Accusing people of things like that, is my job.

rex_futurus April 16 2007, 13:04:07 UTC

Sorry. It wasn't my intention to anger anyone. besides, the git does it to me all the time.

Private paranoidndproud April 16 2007, 13:07:28 UTC

Of course not. But it is a serious alligation, given the worrying events at Hogwarts. don't think we don't notice Arthur, but unfortunately you have rather less influence with the minister

Re: Private rex_futurus April 16 2007, 13:12:03 UTC

But he WAS encouraging them, blatantly. I wasn't accusing him of a crime, just that he shouldn't encourage them. ...but..that's not fair. I WORK here. I work bloody hard here, too.

Re: Private paranoidndproud April 16 2007, 13:16:38 UTC

Not intentionally I know, but all the same Arthur, you do have to be careful. Careful in a way he doesn't need to be...yet. It's disgraceful. But, thats the way it goes, unfortunately.

Re: Private rex_futurus April 16 2007, 13:20:45 UTC

Why do I have to be careful when he doesn't? He's the fucki purist here. He's the bigot, why do I have to watch my words? This is bollocks, you know.

Re: Private paranoidndproud April 16 2007, 13:28:06 UTC

Because, until futher notice, the world travels around the sun and Purists are the ones with the cash. So those of us waiting for the world to move out of medieval thinking have to watch our words.
I heartily agree. Bollocks indeed

Re: Private rex_futurus April 16 2007, 13:29:32 UTC

But there are more of us. When did this become a plutocracy? Fucking ridiculous, excuse my language.

Re: Private paranoidndproud April 16 2007, 13:36:12 UTC

Yes but not enough of us in power. Ridiculous it may be, but no less real. Corruption is everywhere Arthur. England has always been a plutocracy, abeit a secret one.

Re: Private rex_futurus April 16 2007, 13:39:23 UTC

Well, doesn't this bode well for the future of the world? Stupid fucking...anyway. Paperwork. Oh, thank you so very much, Umbridge. Can't we at least get rid of HER?

Re: Private paranoidndproud April 16 2007, 13:42:09 UTC

Believe me, we're trying. A few hiccups, but...hopefully, one day soon, the Ministry will be hem, hem free.

Re: Private rex_futurus April 16 2007, 13:44:38 UTC

She tried to scam me out of a day off for my kids' birth, dammit. Oh..and that noise is oh-so-very-creepy, don't you think?

Re: Private paranoidndproud April 16 2007, 13:48:50 UTC

Oh of course, you have some new additions to your family. Let me extend a long overdue congratulations. Twins right?
That noise sends my eye spinning for a perpetrator. It ought to be punishable by law.

Re: Private rex_futurus April 16 2007, 13:52:22 UTC

Yes, thank you. Fred and George.

It ought to be, yes. It could seriously disturb someone who hasn't heard it before.

Re: Private paranoidndproud April 16 2007, 13:56:13 UTC

Good names. Your choice or Molly's?

It disturbs those who have heard it before.

Re: Private rex_futurus April 16 2007, 13:58:02 UTC

One of each, because...I don't know why. I picked George.

...this is also true.

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