Message from the House of the Little Ones.

[rex_futurus]

You never really appreciate how much your children are weird and wonderful all in the same nervously inhaled breath until you skive off work because Umbridge is a b.. get to spend all day with them.

Bill, apparently, likes Marmite on his toast. WHY? That's just nasty. Really, quite nasty. Charlie likes both syrup and lemon juice on his pancakes.

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[_hemhem]

You must think you're very funny, Weasley.

[rex_futurus]

Hilarious! Just look at my kids. Must have inherited it from somewhere.

[_hemhem]

Funny looking, perhaps.

I couldn't help but notice that you aren't at work. That's sure to be a barrel of laughs.

[rex_futurus]

Ahem. My representitive in chief is there. I'll be there tomorrow.

[_hemhem]

Your representative? You mean this silly muggle toy?

As uncanny as your resemblance to this thing is, I feel it will have trouble doing your paper work. Perhaps the Ministry should be paying you in plastic coins in return.

[rex_futurus]

Yes, that. You'd be surprised how skilled it is.

But yes, I know that and don't worry, it'll all be caught up with tomorrow.