April the First? What's that again?

[rex_futurus]

It's amazing how much people panic over something like someone giving birth. I mean, after the first two times...where's the need to panic, really? Calm down, people. Especially YOU, Gideon and Fabian Prewett. Just take it easy. You'd think you'd never had a kid before...oh yeah. Heh

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[giddy_like_me]

Can't help it, Arthur. I still haven't gotten over the fact that I fainted when Bill came. I've promised myself to be better prepared for the next time (or times) Molly goes into labor. Better panicked than passed out.

Just you wait, these two will get their revenge on Umbridge.

[rex_futurus]

It's not happening again, but thanks for the future preparation plans anyway. Not that you'll stick to them. And sometimes passed out IS better than panicked.

Oh, they will. I can count on my boys, I'm sure.

[giddy_like_me]

You're welcome. I dunno...it's hard when you know Fabs will be telling the kids about it forever.

And they'll be devilishly creative about it too, being born on such a special day and all.

[rex_futurus]

We will NOT. Well...how long's forever?

They will. And I'll be proud of those boys.

[giddy_like_me]

Hmmm...that's a technical term...but I'd say that it's either as long as Fabs can speak or as long as I'm around to be made fun of.

Same here. Give'em hell, boys!

[rex_futurus]

..Or longer. I'm sure they'll remember that well into their old age. They'll find one of those muggle people who speak with the dead..I forget their name...just to torture you beyond the grave.

Well..right now, they're asleep, not giving anyone much hell. Thankfully. And I'm not sure how they'll have the circumstance to, but I bet they'll find it.

[giddy_like_me]

If they bring necromancers into the picture, then yes, I'll be embarrassed well into the afterlife.

They'll have no trouble finding it. Our blood attacts it.

[rex_futurus]

I didn't mean necromancers...I meant..oh...clairvoyants. Those people.

This is true, I believe.

[giddy_like_me]

Ah, yes, those too. But of the two, necromancers are scarier.

[rex_futurus]

Yeah, but my intention wasn't to scare you, more to sit down, have a nice cup of tea with lovely mood lighting, and take the piss.

[giddy_like_me]

...Mood lighting...interesting....

[rex_futurus]

I'm sure it's the favourite of the dead.

[giddy_like_me]

It sounds fantastic. I wouldn't blame the dead for liking it.