Chapter 6 The Bachelor’s call p.2
“Terra Dance of the Orchids of Obliterating Death” he shouted and then spires and spheres popped out of the ground and began to dance in the air and then it hit the center where the target would be over and over and over and then the spheres and spires would go in tandem. Finally all of it struck the place at the same time and then compressed into a giant ball, getting tighter and tighter and then it blew up.
Golme looked on in awe; it was the hardest move he knew of other than… And a wicked smile came to his face.
“And done” said Harry with a grin as he walked past Golme toward the dome. When he got there he in fact saw that the ceiling was now crystal clear as if made of glass.
“Good job Harry” Golme said patting him in the back. “Follow me please” he said.
Harry had a bad feeling but he followed him. They went across the dome to where the rooms where. They kept walking down into the Earth to the rooms of the Masters. Finally the last door was that of the Grand Master himself, he touched a plaque on the door and it unlocked. “Please come in” Golme said.
Harry did so hesitantly, but entered. “So Master Golme, what’s this about?” he asked. When he looked at the room he was shocked, it was like a miniature version of the dome above, apparently the Grand Master had his own private training ground.
Golme laughed heartily, “You know this is the first time you have called me Master in over 2 years, and for the first time you don’t have to. The second you completed that last technique you became a Master as well, you could live out the rest of your days down here with us, in the bowels of the earth as all honored masters of Earth do, but I know that is not what you want. I brought you here because there is one last ceiling I wanted to show you” and with that he looked up.
Harry cringed but looked up. Above there were about 30 or so markings.
“This is the ceiling of the Grand Masters, each of us have added to it our ultimate techniques, techniques so powerful they shouldn’t be taught to just anyone. You have completed the task faster than anyone in our long, long history, and so I believe that you must be blessed by the Earth, and so you are one of those that must learn all I have to offer. Clear this ceiling, and create your own final technique” Golme said proudly.
Harry looked at the ceiling, he felt the power emanating off those techniques, and he didn’t want to back down from a challenge, let alone one that would help him in defeating Grindenwald. “Ok then, it looks like I have a few more left to learn” he said and then began to practice.
Two months of grueling work passed. He became even more like the Earth, sometimes spending days in a state where he absorbed the Earth’s power and didn’t even move, sometimes not even eating. And then one fine morning, or at least the thought it was morning, he got up and woke Golme.
“Master, it is time” he said somberly.
“What? Harry? I told you to call me Golme now, I swear you do it just to annoy me” Golme grumbled.
Harry laughed, “Yea, yea, just watch” and with that he began to dance, wherever he moved a forest of flowers of stone began to appear, the slowly spires of rock rose, then pillars and spheres of all sizes. Finally a single golem statue rose in the center. Harry moved his hands as if conducting an orchestra, the beauty of the dance was wonderful, then he said with a giant smile on his face, “Stone Forest of Death” and from every direction billions of sharp needles struck the figure in the center in a flash, then spears, then the pillars, and finally the spires, leaving nothing but dust.
Golme clapped, “Bravo, bravo, that last technique is my own. And with that I believe…” he said.
And Harry looked up and saw the ceiling clear and he saw what looked like a sky full of stars of different colors. They were all crystals that shone brightly, a great spectacle to behold. “The sky is clear, Earth becomes sky” he said reading off the phrase that was at the center of the design in the language of Earth he had now mastered.
“Indeed, this is the sky reserved for the Grand Masters of Earth. Now Harry, only one last task remains” Golme said.
Harry smiled, “Indeed” and with that he jumped off the ground, a group of golem statues appeared on the ground, as spears and spheres of hard stone sprung from the ground instantly. Pillars shot the statues into the air and Harry landed on a spear and began to jump from spear to spear and kick and punch different spheres into the golems in the air. Spears randomly impaled them as the pace quickened and using his speed and strength launched spears and spheres at them impaling and bludgeoning them. Slowly the statues were ground to dust and the sky cleared of spears and spheres, in the end only Harry remained on a single spear that was falling towards the last golem that was intact. And a small black ball of stone flew in front of his path, he caught it jumped from the spear and jumped behind the golem. The spear missed the statue.
“You missed one” Golme said with a smirk.
“Did I?” Harry said as he punched into the statue and let go of the little black stone sphere. Then he jumped back. Suddenly there was a rumble and an explosion that rocked the dome. When the dust settled there was nothing left of the statue, but there was the debris of a huge boulder blow all around.
“Killer Quidditch Cataclysm” Harry said simply and bowed.
Golme clapped, “Brilliant! That last little ball, was that a huge boulder compressed into a small size?” he asked.
“Indeed, so when it expands it will explode and obliterate whatever is nearby” Harry explained.
“Well it was brilliant, now I have one last thing for you” Golme said as he walked towards the other side of the room. He touched the wall and a panel opened, behind it was a single brown stone encrusted on the wall. He took it off and walked back with it. “Here” he said.
Harry took the stone and instantly felt the power coursing through him. “Thank you” he replied without taking his eyes off the prize he had quested for, for two years. He brought out his sword and instantly the stone jumped to the first slot and the metal seemed to melt and give as the stone went through and settled along its central ridge so that its sides stuck out evenly on both sides of the sword.
Harry extended the blade and a pillar leapt out. The move was almost subconscious; it was far quicker and more powerful than the normal way he did it. “Awesome” he whispered.
“It is isn’t it?” Axel said as he appeared behind them.
“You really should stop doing that” Harry said as he turned around.
“Why? It’s cool” Axel replied.
“Whatever” Harry said rolling his eyes.
“Axel, this time you actually brought someone worth my time” Golme growled curtly.
“Hey G, yea, yea, I know that last one was a flake but what could I do, he was all I had” Axel replied.
“Don’t call me G!!! I swear, between you and Harry, you want to drive me mad” Golme growled.
“Naaa, we just like messing with you” Axel countered.
Golme growled louder and then stared at Harry.
“Hey don’t look at me, I just do it out of respect” Harry said lifting his hands up in surrender.
Axel laughed, “Anyways, we are off, time is of the essence and all that” he sighed and opened the portal.
Harry looked at Golme, “Thanks Master” he said giving him a hug.
Golme hugged him hard, “I told you its Golme, you dumbass” he said chuckling.
Harry turned and went through the portal, with a smile on his face.
“Definitely better than that bloody fairy” Golme growled and then exited his room chuckling.
It was now the start of August, the weather was lovely, and a very happy werewolf…well sort of werewolf since he had been cured, was pacing happily through the flower lined path his bride would pace in two days. His smile was unbreakable…well almost, just as he was happily contemplating forever with his lovely bride, and his child, well just then the one obstacle in his way stormed his mind…or well his reverie.
“Hey Mooney, stop dilly dallying, tonight is THE night” said Sirius looking happier that words could possible ever describe.
Remus looked at him annoyed and partially frightened, “Fuck you” he said dryly.
Sirius just laughed his barklike laugh.
And so it was that that night Remus dressed up in his worst clothes. “Likely won’t survive the night” he mumbled, he messed up his hair, didn’t take a shower, and went unshaved, “Not that that will stop the girls he probably has lined up”, put away his wallet and any sort of identification yet tucked away his wand. “In case I get mugged, no money, but plenty of protection” he grumbled on.
Sirius on the other hand was dressing to impress and loading himself with booze and cash, and other necessities for the night.
When Remus finally came down from the top floor of the House of Black where he was staying he was met with every male Weasley, Sirius, Flitwick, Hagrid, among others. They all smiled at him expectantly.
Remus just looked at Sirius, then looked some more, stared. “Padfoot, just make sure that whatever happens, I don’t care how, but whatever happens you get my ass in one piece to that wedding” he said sighing in defeat.
“I'll give it my best shot” Sirius said while everyone laughed along with his bark.
“In any case if he fails we will make damn sure Sunny gets her man” said Harry smiling with Axel next to him.
“Here here” said Ron and everyone laughed, then silence, then they all did a double take and rushed to hug and question Harry all at once.
“Where were you?”
“What were you doing?”
“Why did you spend all that, money?”
“Are you blooming insane?”
“What is going on?”
“Is there an enemy we should know about?”
“What did you bring us?”
At this last one everyone went quiet and looked at Fred as if he was mad, except George who hi fived him.
“Good one! What did you bring us Harry?” George added.
Harry laughed, “Sorry, I am not here for questions, I am here for a bachelor party. Now could you please direct me to the party. As for what I brought, I brought me, and that is the greatest gift of all” he said confidently.
Sirius dried a fake tear, “He learned so well despite how little contact we have had. A Marauder true and through” he said touched.
“I am a Marauder as well and I can tell you that that cockiness is not a default Marauder trait” Remus replied.
“It is for the fun ones” Sirius replied with a cocky grin.
Remus rolled his eyes.
Sirius went into the huddle, pulled out Harry, hugged him, and then proceeded to walk with him to the door.
“Snuffles, just in time, we have to get a move one, the night is young but it flies too fast” he said making grand dramatic gestures with his hand.
They all walked behind Sirius out of the house where a giant black limo was waiting for them.
“Impressive” Harry said with a smirk.
“Thank you, thank you” Sirius replied proudly. He opened the door and was surprised when inside there was a very beautiful girl looking at him.
“Hey there handsome” she said with a wink. Sirius just stared, then looked in the limo and saw that there were about two dozen more of them all smiling at him, each different from the other. Sirius felt like a kid in a candy store, he didn’t know which of all of them to pick.
“But I am better” Harry said as he moved into the limo and the girls converged on him and the guys entering behind her.
Now real tears fell from Sirius’s eyes. “I am so proud” he said trying to cool himself down.
Remus just sat quietly and shook his head. “It was bad enough last time when there was only one of them” he groaned before he was surrounded by 7 girls who were all pampering and flirting with him. They stop short of undressing him but unbuttoned his shirt a bit, and where caressing like crazy.
The driver drove them around for a while, Remus had never been grinded and near violated so many times in a single night. The driver dropped them off in front of a warehouse.
“Why are we getting off here?” Remus asked.
Sirius looked stumped as well.
“Well I believe that would be our cue brother” Fred said.
“I believe so brother” George countered.
“To think that our fearless leader would be so…well…fearless” Fred added.
“Indeed brother” George countered.
“Bloody brilliant” they said hi fiving.
“What the hell is going on?” Bill said getting suspicious.
“Well I believe I should explain or we will be standing here all night as these two massage their egos” Harry chimed in. “I sent these two an owl, they set up some…ammunition shall we say. And right now we are going to go on a…raid of sorts” he added.
Remus got severe sinking feeling. “Harry, what are we raiding?” he asked almost begging it to be a real battle, instead of what he feared.
“Well not so much raiding as….marauding” Harry said with a wicked smile that became contagious as many soon caught on. Unfortunately Remus was not one of them, he groaned louder.
“Tonight gentleman, Hogwarts will be in for a rough night” Harry chuckled.
“Oh, I am so proud” said George, Fred, and Sirius as all three hugged Harry, then broke it off, looked at each other fascinated by their coordination, and then hugged him again.
“Right then, off we go. Phase 1, stock up” Axel said as he opened the warehouse.
When they entered they were met with one of the warehouses holding the Twin’s stocks of wares. They all quickly went around and collected ammunition. When they were done they all met back up.
“Phase 2, breaking in” Axel said opening a portal.
They all stepped through and were on the grounds of Hogwarts. They quickly ran up to the doors. Harry jumped onto the wall, ran up, and jumped into a window. Seconds later the great doors were opening.
They entered quickly and gathered.
“I went over it and I believe the best plan is to start off with the people we like the most and move down to the ones we like the least” Harry suggested.
“Ok then, so we begin with…” Axel chimed.
“Gryffindor!!” they all whispered in unison raising their hands in a war cry.
They raced up the familiar steps and reached the fat lady’s portrait very quickly. She was fast asleep. Axel vanished and appeared again when the portrait swung open gently.
They entered quickly and began setting up pranks all over the Common Room. Then they went up to the boys rooms and did all of them.
“Ok next stop” Axel chimed.
“Hufflepuff” said some.
“Ravenclaw” said others.
“The teachers” suggested Remus.
Everyone looked at him like he was mad.
“Vote Hufflepuff” Axel said raising his hand, most did so as well. So they all proceeded there and from there Ravenclaw, then the Teachers and finally…
“Slytherin” They all said with vicious smiles, even Remus. They still had saved up about half their ammo, they all knew where it would end that night…or better said, where it would begin.
When they were done, they all had looks of blatant satisfaction on their faces. All except Remus.
“Harry, Minerva is going to kill us all” he groaned.
“Don’t worry Moony I am talking the full blame for this” Harry replied.
“And how pray tell are you going to do that?” Remus countered.
“I left a big magic banner in the Great Hall” Harry said simply.
“Yep that will do it” Fred said with a big smile.
“Sucks we wont be able to claim any credit” George said a bit disappointed.
“Oh, I wouldn’t worry about that” Harry said with a vicious smile.
The twins looked at him, then looked at each other, then looked at him again. “Potter what did you do?” they asked half between dread and utter excitement.
“Compliments of the super sexy, super smart, and supremely super everything else, Snuffles aka Harry Potter” Harry said making big hand gestures. Then he made small line gestures under where he made the big gestures. “Fully sponsored by WWW, who kindly donated all the wares for these pranks” Then he made another line gesture under that. “At Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes we have always and will always strive to bring a smile to young people’s faces. Be it in the sun, the rain, the snow, the heat, the cold, the barn, the tub, the paper, the oil, the ink, the insane banshee, that sexy girl in the back sitting at the Gryffindor table….yea you, the inverse fraction of the derivative of the Newtonian function of Gravity (whatever that means). You can always count on us to bring joy, or insanity” he finished.
The twins looked at him stunned, as did everyone else.
“That sounds bloody retarded” Percy mumbled.
“That is the most brilliant thing I have ever heard” Fred said excieted.
“It sums up our feelings so perfectly” George added.
“Harry knows us and our shop so well” Fred commented.
“Yep, our always brilliant commander” George said smiling.
“We are not worthy, we are not worthy” they began to chant as they adored Harry on their knees.
“Ok, ok, enough of that. Shall we get this chaos started?” Harry said with a giant grin.
Everyone nodded enthused. Harry expanded a small crate that he hand shrunken and stored earlier. Stuck his wand into a hole there was and shot a spark. The crate began to smoke.
“Ok people run for it” Harry said as they all ran laughing all the way. There was an ear shattering bang and then the sky was lit by dozens of fireworks. And they kept coming, hours upon hours of fireworks would light the sky.
Students and teachers alike were awoken by the noise and rushed to the windows. Then to their Common Rooms, all with the idea of going outside to see what the hell was going on and who had set off the fireworks. But when they got to their Common Rooms, well the fun began. Some people looked like animals, others were tarred and feathered, some had fur growing, others were going bald, some were maroon, others now barked like a dog instead of talking. Laughter and shock, followed by more laughter invaded Hogwarts. That was for all except Ginny, who wanted to know who had pranked her, and who had started all the fun without including her. The teachers were split, some were having fun, others were severely annoyed, on such annoyed person was McGonagall, who was now pink, had a beard like Dumbledore’s, and had the voice of Flitwick. She also looked down and found that she was wearing a skin tight leather jumpsuit, which was magicked to look like the body of a supermodel, and 8 inch heels. She desperately ran out of bed, and nearly killed herself going down stairs, only to be met by chaos and anarchy. The final group on not happy people where the Slytherins who were still trying to exit their Common Room that was now invaded with pixies, fireworks, and other such nasty things, along with curses and pranks that kept changing their looks and clothes…and species. Ferrets, snakes, mongooses, birds, they kept getting Transfigured over and over and over. Finally the students all managed to get outside and were treated to 4 hours of non stop fireworks, then they stopped, everyone turned to go inside, only for them to start back up for another two hours, they turned, they began for another hour, turned and 30 minutes, turned 5 minutes, then a giant flurry of the most impressive ones and a big bang finally that made the sky brighter than day, turned and one more small blast that looked like two stags, two dogs, a lion, a horse, and a wolf. Then another small bang and a werewolf appeared hugging a dog.
“Those responsible first, followed by those we honor” Harry said proudly.
“Your dad would have been proud, I am glad your included him” Sirius said putting his hand on Harry’s shoulder.
Remus sighed and did the same, “You are right, Prongs would have loved this”
McGonagall’s voice was finally heard, before the bangs were either too loud, or people pretended not to hear her. “Everyone into the Great Hall NOW!!!” she commanded.
Everyone did so with giant smiles on their faces. When they were all seated McGonnagal, who was pacing the stage stopped and spoke.
“I want the party or parties involved in this…NOW” she growled.
Everyone looked around, no one got up.
“Ms. Weasley!” McGonagall commanded.
Ginny hesitantly sighed as she stepped up towards the stage. McGonagall was fuming, and dressed in skintight leather looking unnaturally hot in it, given she was old and had a beard. “Yes Headmistress?” she said politely.
“Who else was involved?” McGonagall said between gritted teeth.
Ginny was dressed in a hot red dress, was blue, and had a duckbilled platypus tail. “Headmistress, I had nothing to do with it” she said.
“You expect me to believe that you had…” McGonagall began but was cut short by a deafening roar. A giant lion made of light was leaping through the sky and towards her. At the last second it exploded and left a giant banner in its wake. The Headmistress struggled to get off the floor and back on her feet. The leather was too tight and the heels were too tall, but somehow she managed. She read the banner and began to shake with ire.
Ginny backed away slowly and went to sit among her house. The school was murmuring, mostly with restrained laughter and approval as well as interest in the wares that had pranked them.
McGonagall, still shaking, simply said, “Everyone, to bed, NOW” and the turned and went towards the side door. As soon as she was through she exploded into a rant of foul language and anger. She knew that she had just gotten more than pranked, she had been used to market her own headaches for the coming years. Suddenly she empathized with Mr. Filch’s list of banned objects.
Harry turned to the crowd and signaled Axel. “Now we need to cover our tracks. Everyone make a circle and put your arms over the shoulders of the people next to you” he ordered.
Axel stepped to the center and brought out a big hourglass, gave it 7 spins and put it on the ground. There was a flash of light, the hourglass spun in the air and then they vanished. They appeared again in the same spot.
“Ok, now drink up and let’s head for the party” Harry said as they gave all of them pepper up potions.
“Uhm Harry, what just happened?” Remus asked bewildered.
“We went back to 20 minutes after we entered the warehouse” he said simply. He drank his potion and exited.
Everyone else was left stunned by what Harry had just said, but soon got over it, drank up and headed back out to the limo.
The driver was waiting for them as were the girls, they all got in and they continued to party. Finally they were all dropped off in front of a swanky club. At the door they could see a crowd of somewhat very upset people all arguing with a very mean looking set of bouncers.
“Hey Charles, how’s it going?” Sirius told the bouncer as they started to exit the limo.
“Hey Mr. B, just like you wanted, the club is empty. Though all these people want a word with you” the bouncer replied smiling for the first time.
“Eh, it’s only one night, they can deal” Sirius replied nonchalantly.
“Oh and are any of you named Axel?” asked the bouncer.
Axel raised his hand with a cocky smile.
The bouncer looked at him up and down and shook his head, “They are asking for you” he said indicating to the other side of the door where a group of scantily clad and EXTREMLY beautiful girls were all looking at him hungrily. Sirius and all the men looked on as if captivated by Veelas.
“Ah Helga, Johanna, Greta, girls, you made it” Axel said with a smile as he kissed each of them passionately as if it were the most normal way to say hello after the handshake.
“Harry, correct me if I am wrong but isn’t that the entire Icelandic Quidditch squad from the Youth Cup?” Ron asked still gaping.
“Yep, that would be them” Harry replied. “Seems like they only got way, way, hotter since then, and I would have thought that impossible” he added.
Axel turned to them and just whispered. “Sirius, you may be good, Harry you may be better, but I am and will always be the best” he said cockily and just walked in with all of them in tail.
Inside the club there were even more girls waiting, these though, apparently weren’t there to dance…well not in the conventional sense of the word. Soon they were dancing on tables, up and down poles, and loosing clothes fast.
Sirius had two girls on his lap, each entertained in her own fashion, Remus was next to him and Harry to his other side also with girls. Axel for his part had apparently vanished with the entire team of ladies. Remus was trying to keep some sort of modicum of decency and failing miserably.
“Come on you old wolf, just give in and have a little fun” Sirius suggested.
“Bite me” Remus replied.
“Have you had your rabies shots?” Sirius countered.
“Don’t need 'em, I am a wolf after all” Remus growled menacingly.
Sirius sighed and turned to Harry.
“So tell me oh Godson of mine, where HAVE you been?” Sirius asked.
“Stay out of it Snuffles, it’s not time for that question. When it becomes time for that question, it will no longer be a question but an answer I will give before you ask. For now let us just focus on the party and the wedding” Harry replied smiling at his godfather. He snapped his fingers and three drinks where brought over. He handed each one and took the last. “To married life, the second and third Marauders to take the plunge, may their love be as blessed as the first” Harry said with a sad smile.
The other two raised their cups with a tear in their eyes. “To Moony, Sunny and to Prongs” all three said and clinked their goblets and downed the drinks in one go.
When they finished their drinks, Remus and Sirius looked at Harry and saw something that scared the out of their minds…he was smiling. But not just any smile….it was the smile they recognized from a long time ago, in the face that was almost the twin to the one of their old mate…it was the smile of mischief managed….big, big mischief.
“What did you put in the drinks?” Sirius said in defeat.
“Whatever do you mean, oh dear Godfather of mine?” Harry asked way too innocently.
“Good Merlin, we are doomed” Remus lamented.
“Now now love, no need to be so hard on poor Harry, he is just having some fun” Tonks said smiling and kissing Remus on the cheek.
“But love, he has probably poisoned us” Remus said instinctively and then turned to see his bride to be naked on his lap with her arms around his neck. And then it registered, “Fuck, Snuffles Secret Serum” he groaned.
“Really!!?!?!?!?!?” Sirius said more enthused that one should be. “I really wanted to try that, I wonder who…” he began to say but then saw something that made him blanch. “Hells the fuck no, what the fuck are you doing here? Get the fuck away from me you bitch, and why the flying fuck are you naked? Get your skank ass naked self away from me” he growled.
Harry laughed at both of them but was a bit surprised at Sirius’s reaction. “That’s odd; I put the same potion in both of them. It is an accelerated version of Snuffles Secret Serum” he reasoned out to himself.
“The hell it is, this is that other one, Snuffles Sick Serum. I never in a billion years would want to see….HER” Sirius said with utter disdain towards where his illusion was.
“Nope, sorry Padfoot, but the potion doesn’t lie, that is who you want to see. If not consciously, at the depths of your soul, that is the girl you want to see” Harry reasoned.
“Come now Sirius, who could it possibly, be that is so bad that…?” Remus began and then the look in his mate’s eyes spoke volumes. There he saw pain, unyielding, unfathomable pain, there was only one person on the planet that could do that to the calm, cool, suave, and collected Sirius Black. “She who must not be named I take it” he finished.
“Yes, that would be her” Sirius said with rage in his voice and eyes.
Harry entered his mind and found the explanation for the situation, then smiled mischievously. “Now Padfoot, lets analyze the situation rationally. Is the girl you are seeing hot?” Harry asked innocently.
Sirius looked at him angrily, “She is the biggest bitch on the planet…” he began to complain.
“I asked if she was hot” Harry said cutting him off.
“I am telling you that is irrelevant since her character is a severe detraction from….” Sirius began again.
Harry lifted his hand in front of his godfather’s face. “Remus?” he asked simply.
“Yes, Harry, she is quite stunning if I do say so myself” Remus said uncomfortably.
“Is she hotter than me?” Tonks asked seductively.
“No dear, no one is hotter than you” Remus replied automatically and then chastised himself for talking to an illusion as said illusion started to suck on his neck.
Harry looked at the irate Sirius and smiled, “Now Padfoot, regardless of how you feel about the woman in front of you, it doesn’t subtract from the fact that she is pretty, and she is willing to obey your every command. Drop the attitude and analyze the implications of that statement. And let me repeat, your every command” he reasoned.
Sirius growled, “So I can tell her to shut up and jump on one foot?” he asked and then automatically his eyes began to go up and down. A smile came to his face, a very, very, very wicked smile. “Well I’ll be, there is hope for this yet” he said wickedly. “Now then Doggy girl, follow me” he growled and walked off and Dissapperated.
“Harry, I really think this is excessive. I mean what am I supposed to…oh don’t do that…oh that feels good….I mean Harry, this is just wrong on so many….oh oh ahh that….aaaaah, oh that is good” Remus growled.
Harry laughed, “Go home Moony, deal with it in your room” he suggested.
Remus didn’t waste a second and dissaperatted.
Just then a very inebriated Neville stumbled to the chair that Remus had been occupying and plopped down. “Harry! I love you Harry, Harry you are so awesome” he said hugging Harry violently.
Harry laughed, “Ok Swiftblades, you are awesome too man” he replied chuckling
“You brought back my parents, you are more awesomer….or something like that. Though I am sort of mad at you” Neville said pushing him back.
“Ok, and what’s the problem?” Harry asked chuckling.
“My girlfriend still loves you” he blurted out loudly.
Harry smiled, “That is total crap man, she might still have some attraction to me, but she loves you mate. I think what you need is some practice. So tomorrow, when you wake up ill have some ready for you” he said with a very wicked smile on his face.
“Huh?” Neville said looking confused. Then he stared at Harry, “Harry you rock man, you are so awesome” he said hugging Harry again.
“Right, Swiftblades, just relax” Harry said getting up and going to dance. He drank and danced and tried to enjoy himself but his mind kept wondering where Rose was and what she was doing. After a few hours, the party was dying down, but his mind was elsewhere. He sighed and walked off.
He drifted out of the bar, feeling loneliness and melancholy, mostly derived from the wedding. His thoughts drifted to Rose, and he blocked out the world around.
“Where are you Rose?” he whispered to the air.
A voice floated up from behind him softly, but it hit him like a Bludger. “Right behind you Potter”
Harry turned so fast it was instant, and there stood Rose with a dark smile on her face and 6 hooded men behind her.
Golme looked on in awe; it was the hardest move he knew of other than… And a wicked smile came to his face.
“And done” said Harry with a grin as he walked past Golme toward the dome. When he got there he in fact saw that the ceiling was now crystal clear as if made of glass.
“Good job Harry” Golme said patting him in the back. “Follow me please” he said.
Harry had a bad feeling but he followed him. They went across the dome to where the rooms where. They kept walking down into the Earth to the rooms of the Masters. Finally the last door was that of the Grand Master himself, he touched a plaque on the door and it unlocked. “Please come in” Golme said.
Harry did so hesitantly, but entered. “So Master Golme, what’s this about?” he asked. When he looked at the room he was shocked, it was like a miniature version of the dome above, apparently the Grand Master had his own private training ground.
Golme laughed heartily, “You know this is the first time you have called me Master in over 2 years, and for the first time you don’t have to. The second you completed that last technique you became a Master as well, you could live out the rest of your days down here with us, in the bowels of the earth as all honored masters of Earth do, but I know that is not what you want. I brought you here because there is one last ceiling I wanted to show you” and with that he looked up.
Harry cringed but looked up. Above there were about 30 or so markings.
“This is the ceiling of the Grand Masters, each of us have added to it our ultimate techniques, techniques so powerful they shouldn’t be taught to just anyone. You have completed the task faster than anyone in our long, long history, and so I believe that you must be blessed by the Earth, and so you are one of those that must learn all I have to offer. Clear this ceiling, and create your own final technique” Golme said proudly.
Harry looked at the ceiling, he felt the power emanating off those techniques, and he didn’t want to back down from a challenge, let alone one that would help him in defeating Grindenwald. “Ok then, it looks like I have a few more left to learn” he said and then began to practice.
Two months of grueling work passed. He became even more like the Earth, sometimes spending days in a state where he absorbed the Earth’s power and didn’t even move, sometimes not even eating. And then one fine morning, or at least the thought it was morning, he got up and woke Golme.
“Master, it is time” he said somberly.
“What? Harry? I told you to call me Golme now, I swear you do it just to annoy me” Golme grumbled.
Harry laughed, “Yea, yea, just watch” and with that he began to dance, wherever he moved a forest of flowers of stone began to appear, the slowly spires of rock rose, then pillars and spheres of all sizes. Finally a single golem statue rose in the center. Harry moved his hands as if conducting an orchestra, the beauty of the dance was wonderful, then he said with a giant smile on his face, “Stone Forest of Death” and from every direction billions of sharp needles struck the figure in the center in a flash, then spears, then the pillars, and finally the spires, leaving nothing but dust.
Golme clapped, “Bravo, bravo, that last technique is my own. And with that I believe…” he said.
And Harry looked up and saw the ceiling clear and he saw what looked like a sky full of stars of different colors. They were all crystals that shone brightly, a great spectacle to behold. “The sky is clear, Earth becomes sky” he said reading off the phrase that was at the center of the design in the language of Earth he had now mastered.
“Indeed, this is the sky reserved for the Grand Masters of Earth. Now Harry, only one last task remains” Golme said.
Harry smiled, “Indeed” and with that he jumped off the ground, a group of golem statues appeared on the ground, as spears and spheres of hard stone sprung from the ground instantly. Pillars shot the statues into the air and Harry landed on a spear and began to jump from spear to spear and kick and punch different spheres into the golems in the air. Spears randomly impaled them as the pace quickened and using his speed and strength launched spears and spheres at them impaling and bludgeoning them. Slowly the statues were ground to dust and the sky cleared of spears and spheres, in the end only Harry remained on a single spear that was falling towards the last golem that was intact. And a small black ball of stone flew in front of his path, he caught it jumped from the spear and jumped behind the golem. The spear missed the statue.
“You missed one” Golme said with a smirk.
“Did I?” Harry said as he punched into the statue and let go of the little black stone sphere. Then he jumped back. Suddenly there was a rumble and an explosion that rocked the dome. When the dust settled there was nothing left of the statue, but there was the debris of a huge boulder blow all around.
“Killer Quidditch Cataclysm” Harry said simply and bowed.
Golme clapped, “Brilliant! That last little ball, was that a huge boulder compressed into a small size?” he asked.
“Indeed, so when it expands it will explode and obliterate whatever is nearby” Harry explained.
“Well it was brilliant, now I have one last thing for you” Golme said as he walked towards the other side of the room. He touched the wall and a panel opened, behind it was a single brown stone encrusted on the wall. He took it off and walked back with it. “Here” he said.
Harry took the stone and instantly felt the power coursing through him. “Thank you” he replied without taking his eyes off the prize he had quested for, for two years. He brought out his sword and instantly the stone jumped to the first slot and the metal seemed to melt and give as the stone went through and settled along its central ridge so that its sides stuck out evenly on both sides of the sword.
Harry extended the blade and a pillar leapt out. The move was almost subconscious; it was far quicker and more powerful than the normal way he did it. “Awesome” he whispered.
“It is isn’t it?” Axel said as he appeared behind them.
“You really should stop doing that” Harry said as he turned around.
“Why? It’s cool” Axel replied.
“Whatever” Harry said rolling his eyes.
“Axel, this time you actually brought someone worth my time” Golme growled curtly.
“Hey G, yea, yea, I know that last one was a flake but what could I do, he was all I had” Axel replied.
“Don’t call me G!!! I swear, between you and Harry, you want to drive me mad” Golme growled.
“Naaa, we just like messing with you” Axel countered.
Golme growled louder and then stared at Harry.
“Hey don’t look at me, I just do it out of respect” Harry said lifting his hands up in surrender.
Axel laughed, “Anyways, we are off, time is of the essence and all that” he sighed and opened the portal.
Harry looked at Golme, “Thanks Master” he said giving him a hug.
Golme hugged him hard, “I told you its Golme, you dumbass” he said chuckling.
Harry turned and went through the portal, with a smile on his face.
“Definitely better than that bloody fairy” Golme growled and then exited his room chuckling.
It was now the start of August, the weather was lovely, and a very happy werewolf…well sort of werewolf since he had been cured, was pacing happily through the flower lined path his bride would pace in two days. His smile was unbreakable…well almost, just as he was happily contemplating forever with his lovely bride, and his child, well just then the one obstacle in his way stormed his mind…or well his reverie.
“Hey Mooney, stop dilly dallying, tonight is THE night” said Sirius looking happier that words could possible ever describe.
Remus looked at him annoyed and partially frightened, “Fuck you” he said dryly.
Sirius just laughed his barklike laugh.
And so it was that that night Remus dressed up in his worst clothes. “Likely won’t survive the night” he mumbled, he messed up his hair, didn’t take a shower, and went unshaved, “Not that that will stop the girls he probably has lined up”, put away his wallet and any sort of identification yet tucked away his wand. “In case I get mugged, no money, but plenty of protection” he grumbled on.
Sirius on the other hand was dressing to impress and loading himself with booze and cash, and other necessities for the night.
When Remus finally came down from the top floor of the House of Black where he was staying he was met with every male Weasley, Sirius, Flitwick, Hagrid, among others. They all smiled at him expectantly.
Remus just looked at Sirius, then looked some more, stared. “Padfoot, just make sure that whatever happens, I don’t care how, but whatever happens you get my ass in one piece to that wedding” he said sighing in defeat.
“I'll give it my best shot” Sirius said while everyone laughed along with his bark.
“In any case if he fails we will make damn sure Sunny gets her man” said Harry smiling with Axel next to him.
“Here here” said Ron and everyone laughed, then silence, then they all did a double take and rushed to hug and question Harry all at once.
“Where were you?”
“What were you doing?”
“Why did you spend all that, money?”
“Are you blooming insane?”
“What is going on?”
“Is there an enemy we should know about?”
“What did you bring us?”
At this last one everyone went quiet and looked at Fred as if he was mad, except George who hi fived him.
“Good one! What did you bring us Harry?” George added.
Harry laughed, “Sorry, I am not here for questions, I am here for a bachelor party. Now could you please direct me to the party. As for what I brought, I brought me, and that is the greatest gift of all” he said confidently.
Sirius dried a fake tear, “He learned so well despite how little contact we have had. A Marauder true and through” he said touched.
“I am a Marauder as well and I can tell you that that cockiness is not a default Marauder trait” Remus replied.
“It is for the fun ones” Sirius replied with a cocky grin.
Remus rolled his eyes.
Sirius went into the huddle, pulled out Harry, hugged him, and then proceeded to walk with him to the door.
“Snuffles, just in time, we have to get a move one, the night is young but it flies too fast” he said making grand dramatic gestures with his hand.
They all walked behind Sirius out of the house where a giant black limo was waiting for them.
“Impressive” Harry said with a smirk.
“Thank you, thank you” Sirius replied proudly. He opened the door and was surprised when inside there was a very beautiful girl looking at him.
“Hey there handsome” she said with a wink. Sirius just stared, then looked in the limo and saw that there were about two dozen more of them all smiling at him, each different from the other. Sirius felt like a kid in a candy store, he didn’t know which of all of them to pick.
“But I am better” Harry said as he moved into the limo and the girls converged on him and the guys entering behind her.
Now real tears fell from Sirius’s eyes. “I am so proud” he said trying to cool himself down.
Remus just sat quietly and shook his head. “It was bad enough last time when there was only one of them” he groaned before he was surrounded by 7 girls who were all pampering and flirting with him. They stop short of undressing him but unbuttoned his shirt a bit, and where caressing like crazy.
The driver drove them around for a while, Remus had never been grinded and near violated so many times in a single night. The driver dropped them off in front of a warehouse.
“Why are we getting off here?” Remus asked.
Sirius looked stumped as well.
“Well I believe that would be our cue brother” Fred said.
“I believe so brother” George countered.
“To think that our fearless leader would be so…well…fearless” Fred added.
“Indeed brother” George countered.
“Bloody brilliant” they said hi fiving.
“What the hell is going on?” Bill said getting suspicious.
“Well I believe I should explain or we will be standing here all night as these two massage their egos” Harry chimed in. “I sent these two an owl, they set up some…ammunition shall we say. And right now we are going to go on a…raid of sorts” he added.
Remus got severe sinking feeling. “Harry, what are we raiding?” he asked almost begging it to be a real battle, instead of what he feared.
“Well not so much raiding as….marauding” Harry said with a wicked smile that became contagious as many soon caught on. Unfortunately Remus was not one of them, he groaned louder.
“Tonight gentleman, Hogwarts will be in for a rough night” Harry chuckled.
“Oh, I am so proud” said George, Fred, and Sirius as all three hugged Harry, then broke it off, looked at each other fascinated by their coordination, and then hugged him again.
“Right then, off we go. Phase 1, stock up” Axel said as he opened the warehouse.
When they entered they were met with one of the warehouses holding the Twin’s stocks of wares. They all quickly went around and collected ammunition. When they were done they all met back up.
“Phase 2, breaking in” Axel said opening a portal.
They all stepped through and were on the grounds of Hogwarts. They quickly ran up to the doors. Harry jumped onto the wall, ran up, and jumped into a window. Seconds later the great doors were opening.
They entered quickly and gathered.
“I went over it and I believe the best plan is to start off with the people we like the most and move down to the ones we like the least” Harry suggested.
“Ok then, so we begin with…” Axel chimed.
“Gryffindor!!” they all whispered in unison raising their hands in a war cry.
They raced up the familiar steps and reached the fat lady’s portrait very quickly. She was fast asleep. Axel vanished and appeared again when the portrait swung open gently.
They entered quickly and began setting up pranks all over the Common Room. Then they went up to the boys rooms and did all of them.
“Ok next stop” Axel chimed.
“Hufflepuff” said some.
“Ravenclaw” said others.
“The teachers” suggested Remus.
Everyone looked at him like he was mad.
“Vote Hufflepuff” Axel said raising his hand, most did so as well. So they all proceeded there and from there Ravenclaw, then the Teachers and finally…
“Slytherin” They all said with vicious smiles, even Remus. They still had saved up about half their ammo, they all knew where it would end that night…or better said, where it would begin.
When they were done, they all had looks of blatant satisfaction on their faces. All except Remus.
“Harry, Minerva is going to kill us all” he groaned.
“Don’t worry Moony I am talking the full blame for this” Harry replied.
“And how pray tell are you going to do that?” Remus countered.
“I left a big magic banner in the Great Hall” Harry said simply.
“Yep that will do it” Fred said with a big smile.
“Sucks we wont be able to claim any credit” George said a bit disappointed.
“Oh, I wouldn’t worry about that” Harry said with a vicious smile.
The twins looked at him, then looked at each other, then looked at him again. “Potter what did you do?” they asked half between dread and utter excitement.
“Compliments of the super sexy, super smart, and supremely super everything else, Snuffles aka Harry Potter” Harry said making big hand gestures. Then he made small line gestures under where he made the big gestures. “Fully sponsored by WWW, who kindly donated all the wares for these pranks” Then he made another line gesture under that. “At Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes we have always and will always strive to bring a smile to young people’s faces. Be it in the sun, the rain, the snow, the heat, the cold, the barn, the tub, the paper, the oil, the ink, the insane banshee, that sexy girl in the back sitting at the Gryffindor table….yea you, the inverse fraction of the derivative of the Newtonian function of Gravity (whatever that means). You can always count on us to bring joy, or insanity” he finished.
The twins looked at him stunned, as did everyone else.
“That sounds bloody retarded” Percy mumbled.
“That is the most brilliant thing I have ever heard” Fred said excieted.
“It sums up our feelings so perfectly” George added.
“Harry knows us and our shop so well” Fred commented.
“Yep, our always brilliant commander” George said smiling.
“We are not worthy, we are not worthy” they began to chant as they adored Harry on their knees.
“Ok, ok, enough of that. Shall we get this chaos started?” Harry said with a giant grin.
Everyone nodded enthused. Harry expanded a small crate that he hand shrunken and stored earlier. Stuck his wand into a hole there was and shot a spark. The crate began to smoke.
“Ok people run for it” Harry said as they all ran laughing all the way. There was an ear shattering bang and then the sky was lit by dozens of fireworks. And they kept coming, hours upon hours of fireworks would light the sky.
Students and teachers alike were awoken by the noise and rushed to the windows. Then to their Common Rooms, all with the idea of going outside to see what the hell was going on and who had set off the fireworks. But when they got to their Common Rooms, well the fun began. Some people looked like animals, others were tarred and feathered, some had fur growing, others were going bald, some were maroon, others now barked like a dog instead of talking. Laughter and shock, followed by more laughter invaded Hogwarts. That was for all except Ginny, who wanted to know who had pranked her, and who had started all the fun without including her. The teachers were split, some were having fun, others were severely annoyed, on such annoyed person was McGonagall, who was now pink, had a beard like Dumbledore’s, and had the voice of Flitwick. She also looked down and found that she was wearing a skin tight leather jumpsuit, which was magicked to look like the body of a supermodel, and 8 inch heels. She desperately ran out of bed, and nearly killed herself going down stairs, only to be met by chaos and anarchy. The final group on not happy people where the Slytherins who were still trying to exit their Common Room that was now invaded with pixies, fireworks, and other such nasty things, along with curses and pranks that kept changing their looks and clothes…and species. Ferrets, snakes, mongooses, birds, they kept getting Transfigured over and over and over. Finally the students all managed to get outside and were treated to 4 hours of non stop fireworks, then they stopped, everyone turned to go inside, only for them to start back up for another two hours, they turned, they began for another hour, turned and 30 minutes, turned 5 minutes, then a giant flurry of the most impressive ones and a big bang finally that made the sky brighter than day, turned and one more small blast that looked like two stags, two dogs, a lion, a horse, and a wolf. Then another small bang and a werewolf appeared hugging a dog.
“Those responsible first, followed by those we honor” Harry said proudly.
“Your dad would have been proud, I am glad your included him” Sirius said putting his hand on Harry’s shoulder.
Remus sighed and did the same, “You are right, Prongs would have loved this”
McGonagall’s voice was finally heard, before the bangs were either too loud, or people pretended not to hear her. “Everyone into the Great Hall NOW!!!” she commanded.
Everyone did so with giant smiles on their faces. When they were all seated McGonnagal, who was pacing the stage stopped and spoke.
“I want the party or parties involved in this…NOW” she growled.
Everyone looked around, no one got up.
“Ms. Weasley!” McGonagall commanded.
Ginny hesitantly sighed as she stepped up towards the stage. McGonagall was fuming, and dressed in skintight leather looking unnaturally hot in it, given she was old and had a beard. “Yes Headmistress?” she said politely.
“Who else was involved?” McGonagall said between gritted teeth.
Ginny was dressed in a hot red dress, was blue, and had a duckbilled platypus tail. “Headmistress, I had nothing to do with it” she said.
“You expect me to believe that you had…” McGonagall began but was cut short by a deafening roar. A giant lion made of light was leaping through the sky and towards her. At the last second it exploded and left a giant banner in its wake. The Headmistress struggled to get off the floor and back on her feet. The leather was too tight and the heels were too tall, but somehow she managed. She read the banner and began to shake with ire.
Ginny backed away slowly and went to sit among her house. The school was murmuring, mostly with restrained laughter and approval as well as interest in the wares that had pranked them.
McGonagall, still shaking, simply said, “Everyone, to bed, NOW” and the turned and went towards the side door. As soon as she was through she exploded into a rant of foul language and anger. She knew that she had just gotten more than pranked, she had been used to market her own headaches for the coming years. Suddenly she empathized with Mr. Filch’s list of banned objects.
Harry turned to the crowd and signaled Axel. “Now we need to cover our tracks. Everyone make a circle and put your arms over the shoulders of the people next to you” he ordered.
Axel stepped to the center and brought out a big hourglass, gave it 7 spins and put it on the ground. There was a flash of light, the hourglass spun in the air and then they vanished. They appeared again in the same spot.
“Ok, now drink up and let’s head for the party” Harry said as they gave all of them pepper up potions.
“Uhm Harry, what just happened?” Remus asked bewildered.
“We went back to 20 minutes after we entered the warehouse” he said simply. He drank his potion and exited.
Everyone else was left stunned by what Harry had just said, but soon got over it, drank up and headed back out to the limo.
The driver was waiting for them as were the girls, they all got in and they continued to party. Finally they were all dropped off in front of a swanky club. At the door they could see a crowd of somewhat very upset people all arguing with a very mean looking set of bouncers.
“Hey Charles, how’s it going?” Sirius told the bouncer as they started to exit the limo.
“Hey Mr. B, just like you wanted, the club is empty. Though all these people want a word with you” the bouncer replied smiling for the first time.
“Eh, it’s only one night, they can deal” Sirius replied nonchalantly.
“Oh and are any of you named Axel?” asked the bouncer.
Axel raised his hand with a cocky smile.
The bouncer looked at him up and down and shook his head, “They are asking for you” he said indicating to the other side of the door where a group of scantily clad and EXTREMLY beautiful girls were all looking at him hungrily. Sirius and all the men looked on as if captivated by Veelas.
“Ah Helga, Johanna, Greta, girls, you made it” Axel said with a smile as he kissed each of them passionately as if it were the most normal way to say hello after the handshake.
“Harry, correct me if I am wrong but isn’t that the entire Icelandic Quidditch squad from the Youth Cup?” Ron asked still gaping.
“Yep, that would be them” Harry replied. “Seems like they only got way, way, hotter since then, and I would have thought that impossible” he added.
Axel turned to them and just whispered. “Sirius, you may be good, Harry you may be better, but I am and will always be the best” he said cockily and just walked in with all of them in tail.
Inside the club there were even more girls waiting, these though, apparently weren’t there to dance…well not in the conventional sense of the word. Soon they were dancing on tables, up and down poles, and loosing clothes fast.
Sirius had two girls on his lap, each entertained in her own fashion, Remus was next to him and Harry to his other side also with girls. Axel for his part had apparently vanished with the entire team of ladies. Remus was trying to keep some sort of modicum of decency and failing miserably.
“Come on you old wolf, just give in and have a little fun” Sirius suggested.
“Bite me” Remus replied.
“Have you had your rabies shots?” Sirius countered.
“Don’t need 'em, I am a wolf after all” Remus growled menacingly.
Sirius sighed and turned to Harry.
“So tell me oh Godson of mine, where HAVE you been?” Sirius asked.
“Stay out of it Snuffles, it’s not time for that question. When it becomes time for that question, it will no longer be a question but an answer I will give before you ask. For now let us just focus on the party and the wedding” Harry replied smiling at his godfather. He snapped his fingers and three drinks where brought over. He handed each one and took the last. “To married life, the second and third Marauders to take the plunge, may their love be as blessed as the first” Harry said with a sad smile.
The other two raised their cups with a tear in their eyes. “To Moony, Sunny and to Prongs” all three said and clinked their goblets and downed the drinks in one go.
When they finished their drinks, Remus and Sirius looked at Harry and saw something that scared the out of their minds…he was smiling. But not just any smile….it was the smile they recognized from a long time ago, in the face that was almost the twin to the one of their old mate…it was the smile of mischief managed….big, big mischief.
“What did you put in the drinks?” Sirius said in defeat.
“Whatever do you mean, oh dear Godfather of mine?” Harry asked way too innocently.
“Good Merlin, we are doomed” Remus lamented.
“Now now love, no need to be so hard on poor Harry, he is just having some fun” Tonks said smiling and kissing Remus on the cheek.
“But love, he has probably poisoned us” Remus said instinctively and then turned to see his bride to be naked on his lap with her arms around his neck. And then it registered, “Fuck, Snuffles Secret Serum” he groaned.
“Really!!?!?!?!?!?” Sirius said more enthused that one should be. “I really wanted to try that, I wonder who…” he began to say but then saw something that made him blanch. “Hells the fuck no, what the fuck are you doing here? Get the fuck away from me you bitch, and why the flying fuck are you naked? Get your skank ass naked self away from me” he growled.
Harry laughed at both of them but was a bit surprised at Sirius’s reaction. “That’s odd; I put the same potion in both of them. It is an accelerated version of Snuffles Secret Serum” he reasoned out to himself.
“The hell it is, this is that other one, Snuffles Sick Serum. I never in a billion years would want to see….HER” Sirius said with utter disdain towards where his illusion was.
“Nope, sorry Padfoot, but the potion doesn’t lie, that is who you want to see. If not consciously, at the depths of your soul, that is the girl you want to see” Harry reasoned.
“Come now Sirius, who could it possibly, be that is so bad that…?” Remus began and then the look in his mate’s eyes spoke volumes. There he saw pain, unyielding, unfathomable pain, there was only one person on the planet that could do that to the calm, cool, suave, and collected Sirius Black. “She who must not be named I take it” he finished.
“Yes, that would be her” Sirius said with rage in his voice and eyes.
Harry entered his mind and found the explanation for the situation, then smiled mischievously. “Now Padfoot, lets analyze the situation rationally. Is the girl you are seeing hot?” Harry asked innocently.
Sirius looked at him angrily, “She is the biggest bitch on the planet…” he began to complain.
“I asked if she was hot” Harry said cutting him off.
“I am telling you that is irrelevant since her character is a severe detraction from….” Sirius began again.
Harry lifted his hand in front of his godfather’s face. “Remus?” he asked simply.
“Yes, Harry, she is quite stunning if I do say so myself” Remus said uncomfortably.
“Is she hotter than me?” Tonks asked seductively.
“No dear, no one is hotter than you” Remus replied automatically and then chastised himself for talking to an illusion as said illusion started to suck on his neck.
Harry looked at the irate Sirius and smiled, “Now Padfoot, regardless of how you feel about the woman in front of you, it doesn’t subtract from the fact that she is pretty, and she is willing to obey your every command. Drop the attitude and analyze the implications of that statement. And let me repeat, your every command” he reasoned.
Sirius growled, “So I can tell her to shut up and jump on one foot?” he asked and then automatically his eyes began to go up and down. A smile came to his face, a very, very, very wicked smile. “Well I’ll be, there is hope for this yet” he said wickedly. “Now then Doggy girl, follow me” he growled and walked off and Dissapperated.
“Harry, I really think this is excessive. I mean what am I supposed to…oh don’t do that…oh that feels good….I mean Harry, this is just wrong on so many….oh oh ahh that….aaaaah, oh that is good” Remus growled.
Harry laughed, “Go home Moony, deal with it in your room” he suggested.
Remus didn’t waste a second and dissaperatted.
Just then a very inebriated Neville stumbled to the chair that Remus had been occupying and plopped down. “Harry! I love you Harry, Harry you are so awesome” he said hugging Harry violently.
Harry laughed, “Ok Swiftblades, you are awesome too man” he replied chuckling
“You brought back my parents, you are more awesomer….or something like that. Though I am sort of mad at you” Neville said pushing him back.
“Ok, and what’s the problem?” Harry asked chuckling.
“My girlfriend still loves you” he blurted out loudly.
Harry smiled, “That is total crap man, she might still have some attraction to me, but she loves you mate. I think what you need is some practice. So tomorrow, when you wake up ill have some ready for you” he said with a very wicked smile on his face.
“Huh?” Neville said looking confused. Then he stared at Harry, “Harry you rock man, you are so awesome” he said hugging Harry again.
“Right, Swiftblades, just relax” Harry said getting up and going to dance. He drank and danced and tried to enjoy himself but his mind kept wondering where Rose was and what she was doing. After a few hours, the party was dying down, but his mind was elsewhere. He sighed and walked off.
He drifted out of the bar, feeling loneliness and melancholy, mostly derived from the wedding. His thoughts drifted to Rose, and he blocked out the world around.
“Where are you Rose?” he whispered to the air.
A voice floated up from behind him softly, but it hit him like a Bludger. “Right behind you Potter”
Harry turned so fast it was instant, and there stood Rose with a dark smile on her face and 6 hooded men behind her.