Note: Left on her parents' bedroom door

[morbidbubbles]

Dear Mom & Dad:

I hope you had a great night out! I'll probs be in bed by the time you read this, but I wanted to thank you for pushing me to go to the party tonight. It was totally worth it. Something great happened. Artie & I are dating/I have a boyfriend now/I swear my honor is still intact Daddy so please don't freak when I tell you this

Please don't be alarmed by anything you may read on Facebook. I swear I'll explain it in the morning. Please be happy for me.

Love,


P.S. Happy New Year!!