cougars in the hizzouse
Some 50 yr old lesbian said I looked like a pansy at the bar and so I beat her 3 times in arm wrestling. 3 TIMES!!!!
BOAT CRUISE FTW. Omg so funny
Goal of the summer stop being so unavailable slash idiotic slash shy (unlikely, but humor me here).
Guys I never want summer to end. I'm already getting sad about it. I know, I know, shut up! I wonder if my life would be this great if I lived somewhere warm year round or if it's just the novelty of it all.
Next: wedding, machine, Europe Europe Europe!
BOAT CRUISE FTW. Omg so funny
Goal of the summer stop being so unavailable slash idiotic slash shy (unlikely, but humor me here).
Guys I never want summer to end. I'm already getting sad about it. I know, I know, shut up! I wonder if my life would be this great if I lived somewhere warm year round or if it's just the novelty of it all.
Next: wedding, machine, Europe Europe Europe!