first shot

[revyourengines]

[There is deep, heavy breathing, as if the person on the phone is in the middle of some kind of meditation. After a moment, she speaks.]

Okay.

I dunno who you are. I dunno where I am. I dunno how you got me here, or why, or who the smiling alpha bitch in these pictures is, because it sure as hell ain't me.

What I do know is that I'm hungover,

Comments

[beatssuperpaper]

Oh, this is going to be interesting.

[revyourengines]

You bet your ass it is. What are you, ten? Well, I guess you wouldn't be the first kid I've shot.

[beatssuperpaper]

You do have rage issues, it seems.

As for your age guess, naturally you are quite wrong. You would have to multiply that with ten several times to approach a more realistic number.

[revyourengines]

Bullshit.

[beatssuperpaper]

If you wish to convince yourself of that...

[revyourengines]

Hey, look at that, I just did.

[beatssuperpaper]

I see. Yes, you are quite suitable for this place.

[revyourengines]

YOUR FACE IS SUITABLE FOR MY ASS, BITCH.