I write like
Kurt Vonnegut
I Write Like by Mémoires,
Mac journal software.
Analyze your writing! That's the one that came up twice. I also (allegedly) write like Chuck Palahniuk (author of Fight Club, which I never read or saw), Margaret Atwood (author of The Handmaiden's Tale, which I saw the movie version of and loved) and James Joyce (whose novels inspired a lot of people, but I never read him, either. Dang).
I don't know if these are compliments or insults. No, really. Beside Vonnegut...I think. Though I do write things others don't agree with sometimes, so I don't mind being compared to Chuck Palahniuk that way.