I got Salman Rushie's The Satanic Verses maybe a month or so ago, but I haven't read it because, honestly, it just HURTS to read it without notes. I don't know what the fuck he's talking about half of the time because there's so much Arabic, Hindi, Urdu, and Farsi in it. It makes me very sad, because I did not grow up around said languages.
But I do have THE INTERNET. So, with a little digging, I found exactly what I was looking for:
http://www.intralinea.it/intra/ipermedia/IperGrimus/_private/sr/satanic_verses/index.htm Aaaah, Internet. You're so awesome.
EDIT: Also, I like saying his name. "Salman Rushdie." It's just fun.