HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN, YOU GUYS
Jesus Christ just called me.
Seriously. He called me on the phone.
The caller ID said "Jesus Christ".
But I was in the other room, so I missed the call.
FUCK. I MISSED MY CALLING. NOOOO.
...actually, it was actually "Ch Jesus Christ", so it was probably the Church of Latter Day Saints, doing a follow up to my order of The Book of Mormon. But man, if that HAD been Jesus, that would have been so great.
Seriously. He called me on the phone.
The caller ID said "Jesus Christ".
But I was in the other room, so I missed the call.
FUCK. I MISSED MY CALLING. NOOOO.
...actually, it was actually "Ch Jesus Christ", so it was probably the Church of Latter Day Saints, doing a follow up to my order of The Book of Mormon. But man, if that HAD been Jesus, that would have been so great.