Disney owns Marvel now: Who Would Win in a Fight (to keep their job)?

[revsaintmichael]

Disney owns Marvel now, and with any massive corporate merger there are efficiencies to be gained by eliminating redundant resources and positions. During these times of transition individuals who have grown comfortable in their specialized positions find themselves desperately fighting to stay in their well crafted niches.

Poll Disney owns Marvel now: Who Would Win in a Fight (to keep their job)?

Comments

[triplemare]

C'mon - she's half fish. He *owns* her. "Go away and disappear little fish-girl"
"Yes, Namor...*burble*

Having seen the Tink merchandising and NONE o'the Wasp....

Mmmmm, venison. It's what's for slightly leaded dinner.

Gepetto will use Pinochio as a mole to spy out all of Puppet Master's plans and DESTROY him.

Agatha and Mary will join forces and move to the "bluer" side of the Disney world.

One word: Mjölnir

Wall-E. Didja even HAVE to ask? Bitch didn't say four frockin' words in a row and made MILLIONS.

Om nom nom, Kraven.

Blue and fuzzy will always win. Just ask Elmo...um. Wait.

"What's this on my shoe, Alfred?"
"Appears to be a mouse, sir. Shall I scrape it off?"

Mickey couldn't even stop ONE broom invasion.
Strange managed to wipe out vampirism for all of Prime Earth. Anything that rids the world of Twilight and all its ilk has MY vote.

Stan Fucking Lee IS the Prince of Darkness.

[revsaintmichael]

Your icon reminds me, I had intended to do

Two Egyptian Jews kicking sand in each other's face
The Prince of Egypt vs. Moon Knight