[Voice]

[revolver_christ]

KZAP!

What is the meaning of...? Ah, yes. I had forgotten completely of this function.

[Guess who's never been zapped before! Well, he hisses slightly and gives his hand a good shake.]

Discedo - it seems we are recuperating from the former month's catastrophe. I am simply dying to see what agonizing, bloody, horrific event awaits us. It is times

Comments

[worldsfastest]

I wants a plague of really hornies and beautifuls ladies to come and you-know-whats with us alls.

Or else I wants... robots what are unicorns. On fires.

Is that a Robot Unicorn Attack reference

[revolver_christ]

[Blank stare.]

...Of course you do, Skwisgaar. I should have anticipated such.

[Aksjfjigh whyyyy did he ever get to know yooouuu]

Skwisgaar just wants to live in harmony harmony oh love, Takaya.

[worldsfastest]

I thinks I should goes and becomes ones of de scientists. Clearlies, I always am comes up with de most best ideas for this place.

Clearlies.

[Because you looooove him and he's the most best neighbor]

aksjf that's what makes it so much wooorse. He actually /means well./

[revolver_christ]

You should, undoubtedly. I anticipate a great deal of music-based catastrophes, and none with any relation to ReDeads.

Avoid the locusts.

[well he did sorta play Takaya off to Asgard like a badass viking so he wins brownie points]

[worldsfastest]

Likes...I could plays my guitar so louds that all your faces would melts offs and evacpurate. And THENS I will get all de ladies for mineself.

[That is why Skwissy and Taki are BEEEEEST FWIIIIEEEENDSSSS]

[revolver_christ]

You do realize that any women crafted by the scientists will most likely devour your flesh mid-coitus?

[IDK MY BFF SWKISGAAR

Also, he's seriously doubting Skwis knows what the word coitus even means. But dare to dream.]

[worldsfastest]

Oh, so all de ladies would has herpes, thens.

At least you and Jins wouldn't has to worry abouts thats.

[Really horrible gaydar, activate!]

[revolver_christ]

Indeed. Jin and I are not interested in such activities.

[HE DOES NOTHING TO HELP]

[worldsfastest]

Yeah, de twos of you am being too busy beings homoerotics to does any ladies.

[WHAT IS TACT]

INB4 LATE

[revolver_christ]

Homo...

[DEADPAN STARE. He is disappoint, Skwisgaar.]

That is not the case between Jin and I. We are partners, nothing more.

in b4 THERE IS A TERRIER ON MY HEAD

[worldsfastest]

Don'ts worries, I fully respects de choices you and your life-partners am making to-get-hers. You don't has to stay in de closets, Takaya!