New shitty song for you to laugh at

[revolveevolver]

Heres a song thats been recorded using fruity loops as a drum machine and stuff.

I stopped by my favorite bar
thought i might have a little taste
i fell head first into the bottle
the whole night seemed a waste

As i stumbled out in to the street
a lovely lady came up to me
saying hey babe you want a good time
come on lets have a party

she wasnt looking great
but she was a cheap date
she said never mind the scabs
that hooker gave me crabs

The next morning my cash was gone
I woke up with an itchy crotch
I couldnt remember the night before
I guess my senses fell asleep on the watch

So i rolled out of bed
and got into the car
went to the doctors,luckily not that far

he said " i have bad news"
you have the " ive got crabs blues"
he told me "now you've gotta
shave off your all pubes"

she wasnt looking great
but she was a cheap date
she said never mind the scabs
that hooker gave me crabs

So my girl gave me a call
she wanted to know
will you take me to the new years ball
i said sure i go

but little did i know
after that night she would be mad
it seems that i
kinda sorta gave her crabs