Why didn't I find this before now?

[revolutionaryjo]

For your consideration, further proof of just how awesome Paul and Storm are:

Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre

Comments

[zambirate]

It hurt me to read that. It was worth it though, and stuff

[luinien]

The worst part about reading that...is that it reminded me of essays I've gotten from students. *sigh*
Otherwise, it was hilarious! :-)