When falling asleep at work
I'm sitting here at my boring desk job at work, absolutely aching to go home and eat some food, and nap. I am freakishly sleepy, so I decided to post to LJ since it's been a while...nine days? I just wanted to tell everyone to thank God for an epiglottis every time you burp. As the brilliant Douglas Adams once wrote to us, don't ask stupid questions. And if you're in a small diner and you befriend a smoker, wear a shower cap. It's much easier to deal with people's silly looks when you're wearing a shower cap than to see the scowls and grimaces on every one's face when they smell smoke on you and think "Do they realize how awful they smell?"