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[reversesmile]

the day after i wrote my last livejournal, 2 weeks ago, i fainted at school, and when i woke up there was all this spanish being spoken around me, and this lady yelling, "she's on a diet! she never eats! never!" and a big beefcake paramedic taking my blood pressure, loading me into an ambulance, while a group of middle aged cuban hags tried to

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hairspray those malparidas in the eye

[abamuffin]

last weekend will and i drove to new orleans on a whim and then got kidnapped by a voodoo jazz band and they turned us into pirates and we took a lot of pictures and made movies too and i'll show them to you. like one of a guy in a bar playing the blues. you wouldn't have liked it there, because a lot of people are black and you're a racist!!

umm i saw the mississippi river and remembered how i really dislike mark twain and how huckleberry finn is such a terrible book. i'd say something about how beautiful it was but then there is a 87% chance that you'd say i'm 'gay'

hmm what else..oh yea i love you and hope you don't eva faint again and dont neva think you need to go on a diet because for the trillionth time, you're marvelous just the way you are and diets are for tarts who use words say "and then he was like da da da da da da da, and i was like whatever ok."

i miss you
i don't know what they're teaching you in beauty school but i'd imagine you can make me look like Natalie Wood again for my birthday. which is next week.
i'll call you.

love
mae