phantasmagoria 2
Dear Mr. Craig, We've been following your career for quite some time now, and we've decided to make you an offer. We know that you are currently employed as a copywriter, but we feel that you have endless talent in the field of murder. We believe that with a little practice you could become the next Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer -- who knows, even a Hitler or Stalin! Please send us a copy of your resume along with a dismembered human body, and a quart of goat's blood. We are looking forward to working with you. Asmodeus, Asteroth, Belial, and Scratch, Inc.