Shit, shit everywhere!
I swear, I have never seen so much shit as I have the last 10 hours. That's "shit" as in literal "shit" by the way. Sorry if this post is disgusting, but it's not really all that graphic =P Then again, I am a nurse and don't get disgusted much anymore (and am eating breakfast as I write =D).
First, BOTH of my patients I had last night were impacted, which (without a whole lot of explanation or detail on this matter, sorry =p) basically means cleaning up a LOT of shit. Then I helped two other nurses get a last minute probable c-diff specimen, and c-diff shit is the NASTIEST shit you will ever see, which I had the pleasure of picking at with a tongue depressor.
Then when I come home I find that Orange Flower (as he usually does when I do something "mean" to him, like take him to the vet, like I did yesterday) has shit beside my poppasan (sp) chair. Then, this isn't really shit, but Jaymi's cat Leo also puked on the floor, so I had to clean that up as well.
Then I also had the shits all night/morning long because I ate too many deviled eggs during our "excuse to eat" work party. =/
I'm tired of shit. I want vent patients and patients with lots of snot and phlegm tonight instead =D
Well there wasn't much of a point to this morning's post was there? I'm going to bed now. I'm "pooped". HahahaHAHAHAhahaha *twitch*
First, BOTH of my patients I had last night were impacted, which (without a whole lot of explanation or detail on this matter, sorry =p) basically means cleaning up a LOT of shit. Then I helped two other nurses get a last minute probable c-diff specimen, and c-diff shit is the NASTIEST shit you will ever see, which I had the pleasure of picking at with a tongue depressor.
Then when I come home I find that Orange Flower (as he usually does when I do something "mean" to him, like take him to the vet, like I did yesterday) has shit beside my poppasan (sp) chair. Then, this isn't really shit, but Jaymi's cat Leo also puked on the floor, so I had to clean that up as well.
Then I also had the shits all night/morning long because I ate too many deviled eggs during our "excuse to eat" work party. =/
I'm tired of shit. I want vent patients and patients with lots of snot and phlegm tonight instead =D
Well there wasn't much of a point to this morning's post was there? I'm going to bed now. I'm "pooped". HahahaHAHAHAhahaha *twitch*