10 random facts about me you didn't care about...
1. I once swallowed a cat whole. I won a medal for it.
2. Tree roots are strangely arousing to me.
3. I once made a house completely out of meat, I was arrested the next day for robbing a Meat Bank.
4. I took Crocidile Dundee hostage in an attempt to overthrow the Russian government. I succeded.
5. Back in my home town, they called me "The Magician's Demon" due to my amazing ability to capture their souls in a black box I called "The Cam-oo-rah." My home town was 1847.
6. I can fit a whole pineapple in my mouth without even trying. It's like, no sweat.
7. By mistake, I swallowed my pet fish, and now he lives in my belly.
8. I am wanted in Mexico for the armed robbery of an El Chuck E. Cheeses. And it was the best vacation EVER.
9. I used to be black before the "Incident"
10. I can spit venemous acid from my sweat glands.
IF YOU PUT THIS ON YOUR JOURNAL, PLEASE RAM A COCONUT UP YOUR LEFT-MOST NOSTROL!
2. Tree roots are strangely arousing to me.
3. I once made a house completely out of meat, I was arrested the next day for robbing a Meat Bank.
4. I took Crocidile Dundee hostage in an attempt to overthrow the Russian government. I succeded.
5. Back in my home town, they called me "The Magician's Demon" due to my amazing ability to capture their souls in a black box I called "The Cam-oo-rah." My home town was 1847.
6. I can fit a whole pineapple in my mouth without even trying. It's like, no sweat.
7. By mistake, I swallowed my pet fish, and now he lives in my belly.
8. I am wanted in Mexico for the armed robbery of an El Chuck E. Cheeses. And it was the best vacation EVER.
9. I used to be black before the "Incident"
10. I can spit venemous acid from my sweat glands.
IF YOU PUT THIS ON YOUR JOURNAL, PLEASE RAM A COCONUT UP YOUR LEFT-MOST NOSTROL!