Do the remixes make them any better?

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During a discussion over what songs would fit into the "Baby Making Songs" genre...

GRACELYN:
"Been thinking bout you all the time
Morning noon and supper time
Tear you up in little pieces
SWALLOW YOU LIKE REESES PIECES
Come on girl you know I need it"
GRACELYN: Any song with lyrics like that
GRACELYN: Is a fucking winner.
LAUREN N.: HAHAHAHA
LAUREN N.: who is that?!?
GRACELYN: Especially because he rhymed "time" with "time" and "pieces" with "pieces"
LAUREN N.: hahahahahaha
GRACELYN: DRU HILL!
LAUREN N.: HAHAHAHAHAAHA
GRACELYN: These Are The Times!
LAUREN N.: FUCK
GRACELYN: Hahahahahahahahahahaha
LAUREN N.: damn man.
GRACELYN: Oh my gosh
LAUREN N.: these songs were made out of PURE GOLD

Why are there no true gems like these in today's music? Hahaha.