DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!

[reverendsick]

I was coming home this morning from dropping my wife off at the airport and some fucking dump truck didn't have its tarp tied down, and a rock the size of the blarney stone hit my windshield like a round from a sniper rifle

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[reverendsick]

The gangsta thing might work if it weren't for my trailer hitch receiver...


Jesus fuck that truck is filthy.

[eluted]

So you're a metal gangsta. It's all good.

Aren't Hummers supposed to be filthy?

[reverendsick]

I dunno, but I'm white trash, so I guess it should be filthy. I'm the only asshole in this nice neighborhood that parks halfway on the fucking lawn.

[eluted]

It's a good thing they won't bitch about it since they know you have Mafia ties.