Never trust a big butt and a smile...

Dec 30, 2007 00:40

I played Ground Zero last night. We freaked out the squares. I threw one keyboard across the room into another. "dude, how can you afford to do that every night?" Casio. Duh. I love MIDI.

I officially hate beauty. I penned the line "Beauty is disgusting, a pretty face makes whores of us all." And I mean that. Since the world will drop it's pants and open it's wallet for you when you are attractive, you develope no skills and no personality and become this twisted warped black hole of other peoples time and efforts. Then it fades. Then you self destruct.

No, this sort of thing has not burned me lately or ever really, I hate it in principle. It's how grown ups hate. We sometimes care about things that affect people besides ourselves. It's called not being shallow. Look into it.

At any rate I'm sick and tired of "dude I hate my girl friend" well then dump her "but dude she's so hot" well then shut up and let your life fall apart for the sake of asthetics. "Dude I spent all that money I made on my idiot girlfriend" Why deal with that? "She's hot" Oh.

People will live in misery for beauty.

People will go broke for beauty.

People will fuck someone who sucks in bed for beauty.

People will let there life get destroyed for beauty.

Lucky for me I've always been ugly, so I am smart, funny, talented, and I rock in the sack. I have to turn my personality up to 11 to get anyone to pay attention to me. For those wondering, yes this is why I am loud and attention starved. Get used to it. The "I'm so quiet and mysterious I must be facinating" act only works if you are attractive. Once beauty fades, your stuck with your awful personality. Poor you. That's when the drinking really starts.

Thusly I have decided that beauty is a plague on our society. A drug that ruins the idiotic, fake and shallow, and sometimes creeps into the lives of the rest of us.

"you would not be saying that if you were hot and sexy"

Probably not. I would not have anything interesting to say on here, I'd be to busy being a boring vapid dipshit all coked up with a scorching case of herpes.

This isn't one of those jilted fat girl pity parties. I love the way I am. I'm happy with myself. It's all you pretty faces and gullible fuckers out there that depress me.

Stop it.
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