I Hate.
Young people.
People with fresh faces who haven't had the snot beaten out of them and had their hopes and dreams slowly ground underfoot.
People without enough life experience to know what they're talking about.
People who believe "the Universe provides." These are people who don't realize that the Universe can be a cellmate named Carl who's been looking for a new bitch and finally found one. And you're it.
At one point in my career as a charlatan, I taught workshops in which participants were told that desires could be fulfilled with a combination of visualization techniques and action. There may very well be workshop alumni who have visualized and acted their way to the realization of their desires, but it would be nice if they'd drop me a postcard from time to time.
In earlier years, I was very angry with God, convinced God was one supremely sadistic SOB. Now, I'm willing to concede that if God is a loving entity, He's a firm believer in the concept of *very* tough love.
CONSUMING: Coffee and cigarettes.
LISTENING TO: Nothing. Any music I could put on right now would just irritate the hell out of me.
MOOD: Fuck you. Take a wild guess.
People with fresh faces who haven't had the snot beaten out of them and had their hopes and dreams slowly ground underfoot.
People without enough life experience to know what they're talking about.
People who believe "the Universe provides." These are people who don't realize that the Universe can be a cellmate named Carl who's been looking for a new bitch and finally found one. And you're it.
At one point in my career as a charlatan, I taught workshops in which participants were told that desires could be fulfilled with a combination of visualization techniques and action. There may very well be workshop alumni who have visualized and acted their way to the realization of their desires, but it would be nice if they'd drop me a postcard from time to time.
In earlier years, I was very angry with God, convinced God was one supremely sadistic SOB. Now, I'm willing to concede that if God is a loving entity, He's a firm believer in the concept of *very* tough love.
CONSUMING: Coffee and cigarettes.
LISTENING TO: Nothing. Any music I could put on right now would just irritate the hell out of me.
MOOD: Fuck you. Take a wild guess.