AHHEM.
Ladies. Ladies, Ladies. Ladies of the City. I speak to you here in my functionality as chairwoman of the
SCHOOL OF THE GOLDEN WASP
- and I have to tell you that we find ourselves in a dire situation! I mean, look at
THIS, for example?! That's women servicing men. Really, what's that supposed to lead to?! I tell you, it's giving them ideas. WE MIGHT AS WELL GO RIGHT BACK TO THE STONE AGE. You know the stories, RIGHT?!
But if they think we are going to be just docile, obedient CATTLE one moment longer, they've got another thing coming!
Tie your skirts, grab your swords, your knives, and your feminist manifesto or romance novel of choice and let your doubts no longer be doubts! We'll show them what we think of their snotty, fat asses and their control issues RIGHT THERE!
(OOC: ... buzzah? Affected, as it seems. And WHOEVER SUGGESTED THIS CURSE? Have henceforth my internet babies. Tori Amos reference FTW. ♥)