"Hey, it's me. Something strange happened. It's not my fault, but he got loose and tried to terrorize the squirrels. But here's the crazy thing. The squirrels actually talked to him and got him to stop being kind of a jerk to them. And things were getting better, for them at least. Well, long story short, he's King of the Squirrels now, so we're all kind of under his iron paw now. That happened fast and nobody saw it coming."
"Personally, I think you're to blame here. Okay, bye."
"That thing where you tried to kick my ass was fun and everything, but I don't really care about you enough to hope your life's amazing, pateesa. Who would even say that? Are you drunk?"
What. I don't want to see you make out with Ender, okay? Not that you guys aren't awesome, but. You know. It's like watching emotionally stunted seals fight over a grape.
"There's a recruitment going on?" Sholeh asked, utterly confused now. Look, she barely understood phones as it was. "I'm not trying to recruit you into anything. But I do know some codes if you need help?"
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"Personally, I think you're to blame here. Okay, bye."
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"That thing where you tried to kick my ass was fun and everything, but I don't really care about you enough to hope your life's amazing, pateesa. Who would even say that? Are you drunk?"
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Texting was the way to go, it seemed.
What. I don't want to see you make out with Ender, okay? Not that you guys aren't awesome, but. You know. It's like watching emotionally stunted seals fight over a grape.
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"There's a recruitment going on?" Sholeh asked, utterly confused now. Look, she barely understood phones as it was. "I'm not trying to recruit you into anything. But I do know some codes if you need help?"
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