Bam.
"Why do you think that you tell the mayo story so much?"
"I don't know. Why?"
"It's propaganda"
[scoffing] "For mayonnaise?"
"For you."
"Specifically, you're so impressive because you know Shania. And you're so strong because you pulled one on her."
"You're a funny guy, a good guy."
"Keeping everyone laughing, so that maybe, quote, you don't get depressed."
[shouting] "Well, what's so great about depression?"
"Nothing. Unless it holds the key to something you compulsively avoid, so it will never be examined or felt. Hence your behavior becomes repetitive like the story."
"Like the story."
"Like the story."
"Shut up. Alright, I don't have to tell stories."
"What do you think would happen if you didn't tell the stories? Are you being yourself?"
"I don't know. Why?"
"It's propaganda"
[scoffing] "For mayonnaise?"
"For you."
"Specifically, you're so impressive because you know Shania. And you're so strong because you pulled one on her."
"You're a funny guy, a good guy."
"Keeping everyone laughing, so that maybe, quote, you don't get depressed."
[shouting] "Well, what's so great about depression?"
"Nothing. Unless it holds the key to something you compulsively avoid, so it will never be examined or felt. Hence your behavior becomes repetitive like the story."
"Like the story."
"Like the story."
"Shut up. Alright, I don't have to tell stories."
"What do you think would happen if you didn't tell the stories? Are you being yourself?"