Signs of the End Times
- A product is introduced whose only function is to be recycled.
- As backlash against animal rights fanatics, "Cruelty Plus[tm]" products introduced.
- Shopping malls now large enough that they begin to connect, forming autonomous walled cities.
- Last untouched acre of rainforest becomes developed nature theme park, "TREE WORLD".
- Prostitution made legal in every state, but legal definition changed to include most occupations.
- Literacy declared an official disability. Nobel and Pulitzer prize committees disbanded.
- US Military launches its own cable music channel.
- Voluntary prison for non-offenders. Success!
- Sand diet craze.
- Fake death centers opened as therapy for would-be suicides, quickly become trendy.
- Organized crime issues its own currency; rivals US Federal Reserve in some sates.
- Substance found on sides of public swimming pool in Portland, Oregon, replaces frozen yogurt.
keep one eye open.
the end times are near.
- As backlash against animal rights fanatics, "Cruelty Plus[tm]" products introduced.
- Shopping malls now large enough that they begin to connect, forming autonomous walled cities.
- Last untouched acre of rainforest becomes developed nature theme park, "TREE WORLD".
- Prostitution made legal in every state, but legal definition changed to include most occupations.
- Literacy declared an official disability. Nobel and Pulitzer prize committees disbanded.
- US Military launches its own cable music channel.
- Voluntary prison for non-offenders. Success!
- Sand diet craze.
- Fake death centers opened as therapy for would-be suicides, quickly become trendy.
- Organized crime issues its own currency; rivals US Federal Reserve in some sates.
- Substance found on sides of public swimming pool in Portland, Oregon, replaces frozen yogurt.
keep one eye open.
the end times are near.