Movie Review: Tooth and Nail
You might like the movie "Tooth and Nail" if you like these things:
+michael madsen (who, quite unfortunately only gets about 3 minutes screentime, which apparently is more than enough to angrily quip "By sunrise, I'm gonna be gnawin' on your bones!")
+self involved twenty-somethings perpetually fighting amongst themselves
+cannibals (who thoroughly enjoy playing with their food and nearly constantly whistle "I've been working on the railroad")
+post-apocalyptic survival tales
+constantly waiting for TnA that never arrives despite the sex scenes (for the quasi-Victorian in ya)
+awesome post-apocalyptic names derived from cars like nova, ford, neon, viper, and Rovers (collective, not singular)
+vinnie jones (who you'll remember as Juggernaut in the last xmen movie and Big Chris from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, but again, there's only like one scene with him in it)
+grease paint monatages which build a normal girl into a killing machine (level up time, be-yatches!)
+prescription drugs which do not metabolize in the body but rather rest in the flesh (waiting to be eaten)
My favorite quote? "If they want dinner, they're gonna have to pay for it!"
+michael madsen (who, quite unfortunately only gets about 3 minutes screentime, which apparently is more than enough to angrily quip "By sunrise, I'm gonna be gnawin' on your bones!")
+self involved twenty-somethings perpetually fighting amongst themselves
+cannibals (who thoroughly enjoy playing with their food and nearly constantly whistle "I've been working on the railroad")
+post-apocalyptic survival tales
+constantly waiting for TnA that never arrives despite the sex scenes (for the quasi-Victorian in ya)
+awesome post-apocalyptic names derived from cars like nova, ford, neon, viper, and Rovers (collective, not singular)
+vinnie jones (who you'll remember as Juggernaut in the last xmen movie and Big Chris from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, but again, there's only like one scene with him in it)
+grease paint monatages which build a normal girl into a killing machine (level up time, be-yatches!)
+prescription drugs which do not metabolize in the body but rather rest in the flesh (waiting to be eaten)
My favorite quote? "If they want dinner, they're gonna have to pay for it!"