Just because I couldn't resist

[revdorothyl]

In honor of the birthday of missmurchison coming up in a little over a week, I hereby post the first of several installments in the epic poem "Nancy Murchison and the Case of the Missing Scotch":

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[missmurchison]

*snorffle*

And there will be more?? (There had better be. My booze is missing!)

You're wonderful. Thank you.

[revdorothyl]

You're welcome. And of course there's more: we have to track down the culprit, recover as much as possible of the purloined potations, and bring everyone together for the big party finale.

And hopefully do all that by the time your actual birthday arrives.

[azdak]

I first read this as "Miss Murchison and the Missing Case of Scotch"

[revdorothyl]

Yes, that WAS my working title!

[keswindhover]

Those cigarette butts might be a link to our thief,
or that dog-racing ticket stub, it's my belief.

I see our villain is not only a thief, but a drinker, a smoker AND a gambler. Such depravity.

*mentally sizes up friends list for likely culprits*