A cheery bit of nonsense that somebody forwarded to me . . .

[revdorothyl]

An elderly gentleman with a wicked sense of humor forwarded these to me and gave me quite a chuckle, so I thought I'd share them for anyone else in need of a giggle or two (I especially loved the second one, but almost all of them hit the spot to one degree or other):

Comments

[cindywrites]

If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.
Yes! And bikes. Bikes. Who put that crossbar on boys' bikes, a sadist?

[revdorothyl]

Indeed! That has always seemed to me to require boys and men to live unnecessarily dangerously! Was it a macho thing, perhaps? Like ritual scarification or other rites of passage that require dangerous and painful activities?

[avrelia]

Ooh! I love it. Very wise, indeed.

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. Hee. Most definitely

[revdorothyl]

I love that one, and "Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again"!

[nzlaura]

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.

Oh dear. That's me!

[revdorothyl]

Ditto -- or at least, that WAS me, before I lived in New Jersey and on Long Island for too many years, and now I try to balance politeness with firmness and a tolerance for very close calls when merging into traffic! If there's two inches of spare room between my car and the cars around me, I'm good with that.