Feb 13, 2006 12:29
Today I am a happy little birdy. I will fly far far away. And eat cinnamon buns and choclate covered peaunuts. Where we smoke cherry flavored ciggys and dance with fairys. You should come too! And be merry as a fairy. This magical place is called DC or for you on the west coast San Francisco. It's an amazing place where anything can happen. Be it man, woman, or child all your craziest fantasies will come true. There will be oceans of blood to swim in and decapitated brains to feast upon. Bring your towel and your zombie handbook because this will be an adventure to be remembered for ages to come. Be you chop or shoot their heads off and blood covers you and your clothes, do not dismay, it's the new fashion statement of the year. Of the century. Of this new world we will have created. If you do not join you will be feasted upon. But don't worry, you'll be pleasing the new gods we worship, so the good of the many outweights the good of the few, or the one. Remember all that you have learned in all your years of gaming for it is the only chance of survival, there is no winning, only survival....We shall kill many and lose just as many to their hungry hordes. Just remember to bring your computer and the chips and dip, maybe even a drink or two. For this is the end of time for you and I, but the start of something new and great for those to come.