Dec 17, 2008 07:18
Movie Time!
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.
6. No looking at my favorite movies on my Facebook page..
1. What the hell are we supposed to use, man? Harsh language?
2. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
3. It's like we're stuck in a ****ing time paradox where neither our wisdom nor your virginity will ever escape.
4. We've all become God's madmen, all of us.
5. I am coming up there right this minute! And if there isn't a dead body in that room by the time I get up there, I'm going to make one!
6. Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard!
7. Well, I won't argue that it was a no-holds-barred, adrenaline-fueled thrill ride. But there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.
8. No, man. I didn’t die on your toilet, I’m not gonna die in your arms.
9. Someone's in my fruit cellar.
10. Well, like my daddy said right before he killed my mom, "You want anything done right, you gotta do it yourself."
11. You are worthwess Arec Barrwin
12. You should read your Bible, sirs. You'll find all types of weird shit in there. Like, did you know Jesus was a Jew?
13. That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.
14. I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman.
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15. Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed...