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the wild boys are calling on their way back from the fire [demon slaying 033]

Jun 19, 2008 16:13

overworked and underpaid, yellow brick road to the face, needs moar anvil, olympic insomnia is now a gold medal spo, potato salad for greater justice, fuck off and diaf deities, unaffected

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theotokos June 20 2008, 00:37:48 UTC

God damn it, I WANT to go to the beach.

rev_it_up June 20 2008, 00:38:53 UTC

Hey. How the hell are you feeling?

... Also. Uh. Go ahead? Nobody's stopping you. Unless Dante's making the attempt. At which point I'll kick his pansy ass.

theotokos June 20 2008, 00:41:19 UTC

Should I say I'm fine? Every time I do, I seem to jinx myself.

...

Dante had better not, he already looks like a cradle robber as much as it is. Have you seen his apartment? Augh.

rev_it_up June 20 2008, 00:43:22 UTC

We'll speak in code. Every time you want to say you're fine, call Dante an idiot.

... Not lately. Not since he locked me in a fucking closet.

theotokos June 20 2008, 00:44:46 UTC

Dante is a bigger idiot than you think.

... And here I thought Vergil was joking. He really does hoard you up and doesn't feed you.

rev_it_up June 20 2008, 00:48:04 UTC

I dunno about that one, I can think he's a pretty big idiot.

...

Okay. Use 'Vergil' and 'joking' in the same sentence again? And I will shoot you. I really don't care if we're friends. You will be shot. Period point blank. Get it?

And he only did it once. And he -- TRIED to feed me.

Pizza.

I still have nightmares.

theotokos June 20 2008, 00:50:06 UTC

ISWEARtoGODI'mHEALING.

You do that, and I might be forced to torch you. I do have a flame thrower.

...

Augh. DISGUSTING.

But, haa, you got the closet.

rev_it_up June 20 2008, 01:02:50 UTC

Keep it that way, you crazy bitchette.

... You'd try. I burn too easy, there's no sport in it.

...

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!

theotokos June 20 2008, 01:06:00 UTC

I shall! My good luck streak is infinite!

What? Isn't that usually the best part?

Maybe I am.

rev_it_up June 20 2008, 01:08:26 UTC

And by infinite you mean... decidedly not? Is it opposite day today?

Do you REALLY want Kyrie to have to fix my coat afterwards? You're heartless.

... I'll get you. And your little dog gun, too.

theotokos June 20 2008, 01:12:45 UTC

For now, at least.

We'll live with your charred coat.

I'd like to see you try, Nero. I could use the laugh.

rev_it_up June 20 2008, 01:18:02 UTC

Well in the spirit of the theme, then, you are made of win.

Hey. What if the coat's like. Got some sort of symbiosis thing going on? What if you burn it and I die? The hell would you do then?

Pffft.

theotokos June 20 2008, 01:23:04 UTC

Awesome.

Then we'll settle on your sword. Your coat is tacky.

Besides, last time I checked? Kalina Ann is as big as me.

rev_it_up June 20 2008, 01:26:49 UTC

Yeah, yeah.

... Tacky? My COAT is tacky? What about DANTE? He's wearing enough belts to pass as a male stripper on shore leave! FUCK tacky!

Yeah well last time I checked I'm like half a foot taller than you. I think I can handle your pea-shooter.

theotokos June 20 2008, 01:46:54 UTC

Really? The leather is tacky, come on. The hood, that's what over does it. And, wow, over-sensitive about our coat, aren't we?

She's definitely not a pea shooter, she has more fire power than you think.

rev_it_up June 20 2008, 01:51:47 UTC

My coat is made of JEAN, what the hell are you on?

And a gender, too. Fancy that.

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