because it's just that kind of month... [demon slaying 001]

[rev_it_up]

So lemme guess. New place, same story, more demons?

You know what, don't tell me if I'm right. You'll ruin the surprise. And I just love surprises.

Comments

1/ ?? HI DANTE CLONE.

[theotokos]

Something to that aff-

[theotokos]

[theotokos]

...

And why would demons interest you?

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[rev_it_up]

Probably because I'm -- hey hold on a minute.

... Why would my answer to that interest you?

[theotokos]

Because I hunt them. You must be new here.

[rev_it_up]

Huh, that so?

Uh, yeah. One minute I was cleaning up a city and the next I was breaking my face on concrete.

This shit happen often? People falling from the skies and all?

[theotokos]

Fairly common, someone fell into the water when the curse happened the other day. You're no special case by any means.

Have a name?

[rev_it_up]

... Curse? Well, that's ... great. In that way where it's not.

Nero.

You?

[theotokos]

Hey, be thankful you weren't one of many around here that thought you were pregnant.

Call me Lady.

[rev_it_up]

... I--- wh--

... I beg your unholy pardon? I'm a guy, guys don't ge--

...

...

You know, I'm just... not gonna think too hard on that one. In fact I'm going to forget you said it. Okay?

Lady. Hi.

[theotokos]

Probably better for your sake, but..
It's a lot to explain. But you should know a fe things, since everyone and their mother generally fails to explain things when a newbie falls into this place:

1. Nothing is impossible here. Ever.
2. This is a world connecting other worlds here, it's called "The City".
3. And people tend to be full of shit here.

[rev_it_up]

I don't think I count as a 'newbie'. Life has a habit of throwing shit at me, nothing I can't handle yet.

1. mildly disturbing.
2. 'The City'. Well if that isn't the most original thing I've ever heard. Like ever. Seriously.
3. ... is that an all-encompassing 'people' sort of thing, or are you excluding yourself?

[theotokos]

For your sake, I hope so in this place. You sound a lot like my boyfriend, matter of fact. And his disposition can only get him so far.

1. Hey, we have three Draculas here, so why not?
2. It'll get worse, trust me on this.
3. That's up to you, but I get the feel I might change your mind later on it.

[rev_it_up]

Well, thanks for the vote of confidence.

1. ... why the hell, one isn't enough?
2. Worse. Pff, I'm a total optimist! Worse is just better with less ass-kicking involved, which can be remedied by kicking someone in the face.
3. Hey, I didn't say I thought you were. So far you're the only chick giving me the time of day.

[theotokos]

1. I've stopped questioning the logic of that a long time ago, especially if you're talking to one of the other's brides.
2. Goody~ optimists last long in this place.
3. Of course not. But in all seriousness, typically people offer you a guide and leave you hanging, no explanations or nothing.

Do you require anymore help?

[rev_it_up]

1. brides of dracula. Are you serious.
2. Well horray me, then. What does that make you?
3. Well, I'm... grateful. Thanks.

Uh, well, I'm kinda lost. But I figure I'll sort that shit out on my own. Ha, I'm half expecting the guy in the red coat to show up. Seems like he's always at the root of all my problems.