Comments | rev_it_up: because it's just that kind of month... [demon slaying 001]

rev_it_up

because it's just that kind of month... [demon slaying 001]

Feb 18, 2008 10:36

So lemme guess. New place, same story, more demons?

You know what, don't tell me if I'm right. You'll ruin the surprise. And I just love surprises.

can it be kansas tiem nao?, all revved up and no ass to kick, words on a page!!!!, revving on the redline, das failboot, oh god oh god we're all going to die

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so_very_greedy February 18 2008, 20:57:17 UTC

Demons? I guess. We've got a little of everything, here.

rev_it_up February 18 2008, 21:13:09 UTC

Huh, no kidding?

... So what's that make you then?

so_very_greedy February 18 2008, 21:15:10 UTC

Name's Greed. I'm a homunculus. Not even close to being a demon in nature, though I have a pretty scary form.

rev_it_up February 18 2008, 21:24:22 UTC

Nero.

The hell's a homonculus? Sounds like the psuedo-technical term for something a guy'd hack up after smoking too much.

Heh, scary...

so_very_greedy February 18 2008, 21:25:59 UTC

We've got a funny man.

Artificial super-humans created with somethin' called alchemy.

rev_it_up February 18 2008, 21:28:51 UTC

Don't all applaud at once.

So... basically like, somebody took some sort of shell/husk/whatever and imbued it with life, right?

so_very_greedy February 18 2008, 21:31:28 UTC

Kinda' like that. A humanoid, organic body around a red stone. It's kinda' like my battery. As long as it's got energy, I don't need rest, food, or any other things most organic beings do. Of course, once it's out of lives I disintegrate and die, but that's hopefully a long way off.

rev_it_up February 18 2008, 21:36:57 UTC

... You know, I kicked the ass of a gigantic statue that's sounding a lot like you, mechanics-wise, a while back. 'Cept it had a blue stone and was like eighty billion stories high.

No harm no foul, man, but if you try to kick my ass or eat my gi-- gir-- ah... ... ... this chick named Kyrie, I'll get nasty.

so_very_greedy February 18 2008, 21:38:04 UTC

...Chick, ya' say?

rev_it_up February 18 2008, 21:39:56 UTC

... don't even.

so_very_greedy February 18 2008, 21:44:15 UTC

What? It'd be rude not to show people the city!

rev_it_up February 18 2008, 21:46:13 UTC

She's not here.

so_very_greedy February 18 2008, 21:53:14 UTC

Damn! In that case, the offer is rescinded.

rev_it_up February 18 2008, 22:02:34 UTC

There shouldn't have been a goddamned offer in the first place!

I'm not kidding about the impending violence.

so_very_greedy February 18 2008, 22:13:56 UTC

I've never been scared of that. I can regenerate.

(in which Nero doesn't like having things in common with maybe-evil) rev_it_up February 18 2008, 22:16:44 UTC

...

Shi--

Yeah, well. I'll think of something.

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