you've got a jacked up notion of fair play, pal, and it's beggining to piss me off [028]

[rev_it_up]

Okay. A few things here go without saying, but I'm putting them out there for the good of humanity, or whatthehellever.

1) Esther's a dumbass.

2) Do not shake people with concussions.

3) Carrying people with one arm? Fucking hilarious.

So, who attacked the redheaded nun? Fess up, and I promise I'll just mostly kill you

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[knightbalanced]

You shook someone with a concussion?

... Attacking nuns. This place is classy.

[rev_it_up]

Hey, don't knock it until you've got a hundred pounds of tiny angry nun trying to pass out on your shoulder and only one arm to rattle her with.

... So I take it you're new then, huh?

[knightbalanced]

Hopefully she doesn't have brain damage.

Yes. I'm Luke.

Er, sorry about your arm. How'd you lose it?

[rev_it_up]

She's tougher than she looks.

Nero.

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Tragic demonic teacup accident. You should have seen the other guy.

[knightbalanced]

Teacups, huh? I guess that trumps evil galactic overlords. Though he only got me up to the wrist.

Hi, Nero.

[rev_it_up]

Demonic teacup, man. It's all in the presentation.

... Evil galactic overlords, huh. ... couldn't be.

Right. Hi.

[knightbalanced]

How do you get a demonic teacup? Is it a teacup made by demons, or just used by them?

Yeah. Not as fun as it sounds.

[rev_it_up]

Oh, used by, definitely. Ever seen a demon wield a teacup? Downright mind-bendy. I'm never sure if they're gonna ask me for earl gray or try to decapitate me.

Oh yeah?

[knightbalanced]

Never seen it. Mind-bendy seems like the right word, though.

Yeah.

[rev_it_up]

Near enough, anyways.

Heh. And here I thought I was badass, all I've got are creepy old men who tried to turn themselves into gods.

[knightbalanced]

I don't know how badass I am. Probably not very.

Do they really not have prosthetics or anything here for your arm?

[rev_it_up]

Well, taking down evil galactic overlords tend to do a lot for a guy's reputation, I hear.

Eh, I haven't looked into it. I planning on getting the original back eventually.

[knightbalanced]

Maybe.

Oh, it attaches back? That's useful.

[rev_it_up]

Well, I'm hoping it attaches back. Or else I'm gonna have to strike 'ambidextrous' off my resumé.

[knightbalanced]

I guess if getting stolen and... apparently borrowed? for use? or is it in a museum? is par for the course, re-attaching isn't so far-fetched.

[rev_it_up]

... Heh. Borrowed for use. I'd assume. Who'd want a demonic arm floating around just for the hell of it? Pretty macabre, if you ask me.

...

So how'd you lose your hand? Like, besides the obvious.