you've got a jacked up notion of fair play, pal, and it's beggining to piss me off [028]

[rev_it_up]

Okay. A few things here go without saying, but I'm putting them out there for the good of humanity, or whatthehellever.

1) Esther's a dumbass.

2) Do not shake people with concussions.

3) Carrying people with one arm? Fucking hilarious.

So, who attacked the redheaded nun? Fess up, and I promise I'll just mostly kill you

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[mother_rem]

...Do I even want to know?

[rev_it_up]

... Is that a trick question?

[mother_rem]

...It depends on the answer.

[rev_it_up]

But also on the question. I'm seeing a trend.

[mother_rem]

The concussion shaking aside, seeing as you've learned your lesson, why don't you have your arm back yet?

[rev_it_up]

The new one got lost in the mail, apparently.

*SIGH* SIS JUST CAN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR TWO DAYS, CAN SHE?

[mother_rem]

You really should make sure you give them the right address next time.

DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT.

[rev_it_up]

Well the phone number I called should have given it away. '1-800-We-Will-Take-Your-Money-And-Laugh.'

Bastards.

SHE'LL HAVE TO DO DAILY CHECK-INS.

[mother_rem]

Oh, Nero. I had no idea you got suckered into that scam.

AS LONG AS SHE BRINGS FOOD HE'S COOL.

[rev_it_up]

Pretty pathetic, now that I think about. I knew a combination prosthetic arm and an umbrella was just too damn good to be true.

SIS WILL ALWAYS BRING FOOD.

[mother_rem]

...You know, I think I would have wanted to believe that one, too.

private|unhackable

I'd ask if you've had any luck, but you haven't obviously. Any idea on what you're going to do?

-private|unhackable-

[rev_it_up]

We're all suckers in the end.

Quote Harrison Ford a lot? 'It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man'? Except I'll be the guilty one in that case.

-private|unhackable-

[mother_rem]

Mm, indeed.

...I swear to God. You aren't even going to try to get it back?

-private|unhackable-

[rev_it_up]

No. I'm gonna try. I'm training for it. My biggest offensive advantage was ripped outta its socket like ten days ago.

Since when did patience equal being a pussy? Calm down.

-private|unhackable-

[mother_rem]

Hm. All right.

...I didn't mean it like that. Why am I even on the network right now.

-private|unhackable-

[rev_it_up]

... I know, sorry. It's just a touchy subject. Pun entirely intended.

How're you doing, anyways?