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1/1 glock30 April 28 2008, 03:55:12 UTC
rev_it_up April 28 2008, 04:00:37 UTC
Don't give me that look!

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glock30 April 28 2008, 04:01:50 UTC
This look is completely called for.

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voice; rev_it_up April 28 2008, 04:09:21 UTC
I DID NOTHING. BUYING ICE CREAM IS NOT A FUCKING CRIME OKAY?

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glock30 April 28 2008, 04:23:46 UTC
Then what the hell happened?

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rev_it_up April 28 2008, 04:29:19 UTC
An electric bull incident.

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glock30 April 28 2008, 04:30:38 UTC
An electric bull?

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voice; rev_it_up April 28 2008, 04:36:30 UTC
Bucked me into a ceiling fan.

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glock30 April 28 2008, 05:01:56 UTC
You expect me to believe that?

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voice; rev_it_up April 28 2008, 08:50:54 UTC
Naw, not really. I'm just making shit up for my own personal amusement now.

Long of the short of it: I have a stalker who apparently hates dairy and thinks I'm a parts department.

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1/2 glock30 April 28 2008, 08:52:54 UTC
glock30 April 28 2008, 08:53:28 UTC
Will you speak English for once? Jesus Christ.

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voice; rev_it_up April 28 2008, 09:06:59 UTC
For fuck's sake, Faye, my half demonic related-to-me-somehow crazy ass stalker jumped me in an alley and katana'd off my awesome glowy arm and ran away cackling into the night like Batman done wrong. He has since sewed it on himself.

Better?

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glock30 April 28 2008, 09:11:07 UTC
Katana?

You don't have to be so uppity about it.

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voice; rev_it_up April 28 2008, 09:12:41 UTC
Che', if you think that's uppity, wait until the pain meds wear off.

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glock30 April 28 2008, 09:19:34 UTC
You probably shouldn't be uppity. Considering you just lost a fucking arm.

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