rub a dub dub, just relaxing in the tub, thinking every thing was all right [demon slaying 025]

Apr 20, 2008 17:54

[accidental voice post, there's the sound of water running. Ah, showers. Showers are good. Showers are awesome. Showers are--]

WHAT THE FUCK?![Showers are hot! WAY TOO FUCKING HOT. And here's Nero, getting the fuck out of dodge, and STOMPING HIS WAY INTO THE KITCHEN 90% naked and dripping water. Thank god for towels. Even if they are remarkably ( Read more... )

wet like a drowned puppy, grumpy demonslayer is grumpy, i will arm wrestle you into oblivion lad, ow motherfucker, do not want, haet you all, damnit esther, wants girlfriend, needs moar anvil, showers burn, diaf abel

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selfmade_story April 21 2008, 02:23:46 UTC
First gravity, now this, huh? You're really on a roll there, huh, Nero?

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rev_it_up April 21 2008, 02:26:04 UTC
Everything is against me.

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selfmade_story April 21 2008, 02:27:34 UTC
Life's rough, ain't it?

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rev_it_up April 21 2008, 02:32:32 UTC
Don't even start.

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selfmade_story April 21 2008, 02:38:31 UTC
Aw, come on. You didn't get hurt or anything, right? Well, okay... maybe just your pride. But that seems durable enough...

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rev_it_up April 21 2008, 02:46:06 UTC
SECOND DEGREE BURNS ON QUESTIONABLE PARTS OF MY ANATOMY DOES IN FACT COUNT AS GETTING HURT.

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selfmade_story April 21 2008, 02:47:21 UTC
Ouch...

The water was THAT hot?! Wow, maybe someone really IS after you...

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rev_it_up April 21 2008, 02:59:42 UTC
I'm cursed, god hates me, karma's a bitch, and I haven't had breakfast.

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selfmade_story April 21 2008, 04:06:38 UTC
You ever think of taking a vacation?

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rev_it_up April 21 2008, 04:14:08 UTC
Tried that. Army of demons fell on my head. Fun times. I got the t-shirt.

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selfmade_story April 21 2008, 04:16:41 UTC
Hmmmm... I guess a guy like you wouldn't really go for the spa treatment, either.

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rev_it_up April 21 2008, 04:20:36 UTC
I would in fact shoot myself.

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selfmade_story April 21 2008, 04:55:21 UTC
Guess you're hopeless, then!

Try looking on the bright side. Every bad day's gotta be balanced by a good one, right?

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rev_it_up April 21 2008, 05:00:26 UTC
Somebody's an optimist.

Oh, yeah - managed to put your gun back in one piece. Any time you want it back, give the word.

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selfmade_story April 21 2008, 05:03:49 UTC
Is there any other way to live?

Manage to find anything out about it? Or was it just one confusing mess of strange parts you've never seen?

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rev_it_up April 21 2008, 05:13:29 UTC
I could think of a couple, but they're way more boring.

Actually, a lot of it made sense. I think where I'm from we're on the verge of that sort of technology now, just need a couple more decades, y'know? Some stuff I figured out, some stuff was baffling, but I'm pretty sure I could replicate it if I needed to. Might give it a try.

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